Advice to 20Somethings: Want great sex? Call an escort.

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Elite Daily, which bills itself as “The Voice of Generation Y,” posted 20 Mistakes You Don’t Want To Make In Your 20s.

http://elitedaily.com/life/the-20-mi...r-20s/#slide-9

Here’s No. 6 on this list:
Your sex life is an investment — and the smarter the deals you execute, the savvier of an investor you become. Free sex is the most expensive sex in the world. Instead of navigating through an ambiguous investment in which you shower your woman with cash and prizes for the mediocre sex provided, deal with a professional as soon as possible. Although some of you may immediately jump to the negative connotations of a woman who is paid for sex, we suggest you take one step back. As an entrepreneur herself, why would you not want to deal with someone who has the same honesty and integrity that you do. Want a best friend? Buy a puppy. Want great sex? Call an escort.
That's what it looks like on my tax return ... weekly $200 investments for "happiness consultants"
Elite Daily, which bills itself as “The Voice of Generation Y,” posted 20 Mistakes You Don’t Want To Make In Your 20s.

http://elitedaily.com/life/the-20-mi...r-20s/#slide-9

Here’s No. 6 on this list:
Your sex life is an investment — and the smarter the deals you execute, the savvier of an investor you become. Free sex is the most expensive sex in the world. Instead of navigating through an ambiguous investment in which you shower your woman with cash and prizes for the mediocre sex provided, deal with a professional as soon as possible. Although some of you may immediately jump to the negative connotations of a woman who is paid for sex, we suggest you take one step back. As an entrepreneur herself, why would you not want to deal with someone who has the same honesty and integrity that you do. Want a best friend? Buy a puppy. Want great sex? Call an escort. Originally Posted by Toolman54
I have taken this advice to heart lol. It is true though, half the time you spend loads of money on girls, dates, gifts, time spent with them and only to earn a mere chance of getting mediocre sex, when you could get amazing sex with a provider. I've never gone and counted how much I spent on a RL woman, but I bet the price is more than that I'd spend on a pro
VERY VERY TRUE-
Want a great friend-yep a dog is super
Life Companion and quite possibly soul mate- get a wife.
Want to Fuck a hot chick- Hire a provider

It's funny the guys (especially in the 45- 50+ range) that marry that hot piece of ass- couple of years, if that, They are tired of her ass and the expensive divorce comes next.
I'll fuck a professional over an amateur any day.
Amateurs wear out. Pros don't.
You know what you're getting with a Provider...fucked..maybe sucked and your balls drained.

Amateurs? A crap shoot..but sometimes it's the chase that's fun. I relish finding a lady with whom I can flirt...at a bar..in a restaurant...once while waiting for my car. All were exciting. Now and then you "get lucky" and leave with a sense of "wow..did that just really happen? and you pocket the memory. Maybe I've flirted with oen of the Providers here and didn't know it..unless she asked for some $$ for her flirts...that'd spoil it totally!

Both Providers and Amateur women are worth the investment of time and/or money....just for different reasons and a different feeling when you're done.