(Masterbating) getting caught in the act

Has anyone ever got caught masterbating and was completely embarrassed at the time but now laugh about it. Please share your story.

Mine was a couple a years ago. I just turned 30 and was still partying. I went to South Padre for the weekend with some friends. I was at the hotel outside in the hot tub in the day. Lots of people around. But that hot tub was getting me super horny. So i decided to go to the restroom located in the hotel right by the pool. It was a single restroom. Well went in and sat on the toilet with my bikkini down to my ankles rubbing my kitty and im about to orgasm. I stated moaning mmmmmmmmmmm and then the door open OMG! It was a lady coming to use the restroom. I locked the door but it was broken. She closed the door and i got up and stood in front of the door. But i was really freaking horny still and so i proceeded to rub her out and finish it off. And now i got to walk out and see this lady. Crap! So i finally got the nerve and left it was like six people waiting to use the restroom. I just ran up to my room and went later to the pool to get my stuff. See my clit gets me in trouble too.

I was completely embarrassed but laugh about it now. So hopefully im not the only one that cant help it and just let it go. Ps. i masterbate driving too but dont get caught.
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Has anyone ever got caught masterbating and was completely embarrassed at the time but now laugh about it. Please share your story.

Mine was a couple a years ago. I just turned 30 and was still partying. I went to South Padre for the weekend with some friends. I was at the hotel outside in the hot tub in the day. Lots of people around. But that hot tub was getting me super horny. So i decided to go to the restroom located in the hotel right by the pool. It was a single restroom. Well went in and sat on the toilet with my bikkini down to my ankles rubbing my kitty and im about to orgasm. I stated moaning mmmmmmmmmmm and then the door open OMG! It was a lady coming to use the restroom. I locked the door but it was broken. She closed the door and i got up and stood in front of the door. But i was really freaking horny still and so i proceeded to rub her out and finish it off. And now i got to walk out and see this lady. Crap! So i finally got the nerve and left it was like six people waiting to use the restroom. I just ran up to my room and went later to the pool to get my stuff. See my clit gets me in trouble too.

I was completely embarrassed but laugh about it now. So hopefully im not the only one that cant help it and just let it go. Ps. i masterbate driving too but dont get caught. Originally Posted by Crissyann
TFF!!!
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  • Dad
  • 01-15-2011, 12:39 PM


Mr. Admin, we need a clit rubbing icon!
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There is a lovely lesson in this, while this may be a little bit of a provider ad. I don't mind! This is the kind of marketing that makes SHMBs work.

Thanks for a great post Crissyann and now Father Wayward has to go and ...
Its the absolute truth. I cant help it, im a horny gal. And of course I wanna get your blood throbbing. YuMM And see if anyone got a story like this. Hope im not the only one that cant control the pussy power.
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I never even suggested that it wasn't true. Not for one moment.
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  • Dad
  • 01-15-2011, 01:26 PM
When this topic came up before, I remembered some guy confessed that he in the confession room!
I know my sexy Wayward, xoxo. Curious to see that bag of fun.
I never even suggested that it wasn't true. Not for one moment. Originally Posted by Wayward
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I know my sexy Wayward, xoxo. Curious to see that bag of fun. Originally Posted by Crissyann
ohhhh, the final last words!
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I know my sexy Wayward, xoxo. Curious to see that bag of fun. Originally Posted by Crissyann
This thread just keeps getting better and better.

The bag is a portal to bliss or living hell, it rests in the eye of the beholder.
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As my episode began, I was alone at my parents' house, leafing through a Glamour magazine. One thing led to another ...

And I'll tell you this, though - I am never doing that, again.
Gotten caught rubbing one out plenty of times, but I was never really embarrassed by it....

But, there was this one time...I was in Hawaii, pick up a super spinner (4'10, under 90 lbs, I guess) and was making out hot and heavy on the beach in the passenger sit of my car, I had the front passenger sit laid all the way back and we were butt naked with the girl doing me cg. After a while, it started to get really hot inside the car and the windows started to fog up....

I slide the sunroof open and we were at it, when out of the blue, an arm came in through the sunroof with a big flash light!! OMG, I caught the bigges cramp on my legs and had to roll out of the car butt naked with a male and a female cop standing outside of my car!!!

That was fuckin embarrassing....
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Not doing what again? Parent's house? Glamour magazine? Or rubbing one out?
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  • Jaleh
  • 01-15-2011, 04:43 PM
Ha funny you would ask.

My gf just came over and caught me playing with my rabbit.
She took way too long to come so a girl had to take care of herself.
It was embarrasing though, I was just on edge and I hear my alarm system beep
and Im like dammmmmmmmmmmm!!!!! Almost there.

I love sex anywhere I think the whole excitement comes from the thrill of getting caught, although that wouldnt be fun if you did.
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Its the absolute truth. I cant help it, im a horny gal. And of course I wanna get your blood throbbing. YuMM And see if anyone got a story like this. Hope im not the only one that cant control the pussy power. Originally Posted by Crissyann
I wish someone would contact me for assistance when they are in that state. It gets the "blood throbbing" in my tongue. LOL