New Years stories?

Ok, so I've gotten boring these last few New Years and just stayed home but hey, at least I'm also safe. But I get my New Years entertainment from hearing what everyone else got to experience. So anyone have any fun New Year's Eve? Or was I not the only one that stayed home? Either way, I hope you all were safe and had a fantastic New Years and an even better 2014!!!!

I stayed home too! Played kinect dance party with the kiddos and kicked ass! Then we watched the Big D NYE for a while (on the tv this time, last year I watched it from my living room Lol).

Hope everyone had as Great of a night as I did!!!!

You start the BEST threads, Jessica!

I stayed home too! Played kinect dance party with the kiddos and kicked ass! Then we watched the Big D NYE for a while (on the tv this time, last year I watched it from my living room Lol).

Hope everyone had as Great of a night as I did!!!!

You start the BEST threads, Jessica! Originally Posted by thathottnurse

Awww thanks beautiful!

Spent half a day with one of my regulars. Did 2 sessions, took her to lunch, Galleria shopping, happy girl, lots of fun.

Blowed stuff up, put out a fire, and getting tainted.

Watched an AMAZING win by the Aggies - couldn't have asked for a better time. But earlier that day I had my dream session with two FANTASTIC ladies so my day was perfect.

Stayed home and played some Street Fighter with my son. (I stay off the roads on New Years Eve).

Yes, I totally whooped his ass. It's the only video game I'm good at.

Then we watched the ball drop.

I worked early the next morning, so I didn't stay up too late.

Exciting times.

Drank Apple Pie Moonshine, Butterscotch Schnapps, Vanilla Schnapps, Gold Schlager, FireBall Cinamon Whiskey(My New Favorite Whiskey)

Ate Moonshine Infused Cherries, Rotel Dip, Pizza, Smoked Chicken, BBQ Meatballs, Black eyed Peas, Cornbread.

Danced around a fire without falling into the fire and exploding onto flames from all the alcohol. Sang Karaoke. Jumped in a bounce house with a bunch of people who had eaten and drank what I had. Kissed a gal at midnight, then had sex and was bloody damned surprised with all the alcohol I kept an erection. Then danced some more to Disco, Country, and Barney Sing Along.

And best of all I NEVER THREW UP!!! Although I did get some great pics and videos of a few throwing up in the bounce house which became a pretty Disgusting Slip-n-Slide.

Dude. That is the funniest gif. Ever. Lol

Originally Posted by Von Spieler

Dude. That is the funniest gif. Ever. Lol Originally Posted by falconbueller

Every time the guy slides by I laugh and then I laugh harder when I think of you sitting there, trying to find this gif, and wondering what search words you were using trying to find it. When I've looked for pictures I come up with some really weird terms.

Drank Apple Pie Moonshine, Butterscotch Schnapps, Vanilla Schnapps, Gold Schlager, FireBall Cinamon Whiskey(My New Favorite Whiskey)

Ate Moonshine Infused Cherries, Rotel Dip, Pizza, Smoked Chicken, BBQ Meatballs, Black eyed Peas, Cornbread.

Danced around a fire without falling into the fire and exploding onto flames from all the alcohol. Sang Karaoke. Jumped in a bounce house with a bunch of people who had eaten and drank what I had. Kissed a gal at midnight, then had sex and was bloody damned surprised with all the alcohol I kept an erection. Then danced some more to Disco, Country, and Barney Sing Along.

And best of all I NEVER THREW UP!!! Although I did get some great pics and videos of a few throwing up in the bounce house which became a pretty Disgusting Slip-n-Slide Originally Posted by Von Spieler

In my next life (or if I ever ditch the SO) I need to be your next BFF!

Drank Apple Pie Moonshine, Butterscotch Schnapps, Vanilla Schnapps, Gold Schlager, FireBall Cinamon Whiskey(My New Favorite Whiskey)

Ate Moonshine Infused Cherries, Rotel Dip, Pizza, Smoked Chicken, BBQ Meatballs, Black eyed Peas, Cornbread.

Danced around a fire without falling into the fire and exploding onto flames from all the alcohol. Sang Karaoke. Jumped in a bounce house with a bunch of people who had eaten and drank what I had. Kissed a gal at midnight, then had sex and was bloody damned surprised with all the alcohol I kept an erection. Then danced some more to Disco, Country, and Barney Sing Along.

And best of all I NEVER THREW UP!!! Although I did get some great pics and videos of a few throwing up in the bounce house which became a pretty Disgusting Slip-n-Slide.

Originally Posted by Von Spieler

Wow! You just described my idea of heaven. I'm jealous but damn glad to hear someone got to enjoy my heaven. On that note, I gotta go and read that again.

Von wins New Year's!

And since he is the Winner of the New Year's stories, I want to go fly and give him sky head as the prize.

All you bitches be jealous.

Went out for the first time since 2000-2001 New Year's Eve. Dinner with 8 of us.
After giving my truck to the valet, I proceeded, according to some reports, to drink between 10-15 Whiskey Sours. I was planning on cabbing home, and some where in the evening gave my keys to my friends as a safe guard.

Not real sure when I got home via cab, but woke up alone, in my suit and tie, with my pants down around my ankles, shoes on, jacket on, in bed, top of the covers. Truck nowhere to be found.

Spend the morning with a raging hangover strong enough to kill a horse. Took the car in search of the truck. Truck is nowhere to be found. Text my friends. Get no response till about 2, when the friends tell me there is a ransom on my truck. I spend the afternoon and evening in a sadistic scavenger hunt, and end up finding my truck in a muddy field where my friends had left it after mudding all day.

Got the mother of all cheeseburgers to kill off the hangover.

Will not be going out again on New Year's Eve till ~ 2025 or so, if ever again

Great times. Apparently the group commented on who would be best in bed. 5 women and 3 men. Don't recall what I said

Drank Apple Pie Moonshine, Butterscotch Schnapps, Vanilla Schnapps, Gold Schlager, FireBall Cinamon Whiskey(My New Favorite Whiskey)

Ate Moonshine Infused Cherries, Rotel Dip, Pizza, Smoked Chicken, BBQ Meatballs, Black eyed Peas, Cornbread.

Danced around a fire without falling into the fire and exploding onto flames from all the alcohol. Sang Karaoke. Jumped in a bounce house with a bunch of people who had eaten and drank what I had. Kissed a gal at midnight, then had sex and was bloody damned surprised with all the alcohol I kept an erection. Then danced some more to Disco, Country, and Barney Sing Along.

And best of all I NEVER THREW UP!!! Although I did get some great pics and videos of a few throwing up in the bounce house which became a pretty Disgusting Slip-n-Slide.

Originally Posted by Von Spieler

Von you should be a comedian.