Topics can be geared towards both males and females. I'll try to start with a few, probably won't be too funny, but I'm trying here.
Don't: Try to go Greek with a lady if all they know is English.
Do: Expect to find your balls in Greece somewhere if you try and succeed for a second.
Don't: Forget to put on a condom.
Do: Remember to take the condom off before you go to the bathroom to pee.
Don't: Pull you junk out the second you walk in the door...unless you and the lady are already cool with that.
Do: Put your junk back in your pants before you leave.
Don't CIM if it's not on the menu.
Do: Bring handy wipes cause it's probably going all over you if you do.
Don't: Get the definition of GFE from some random post...ask the lady what THEIR definition is.
Do: Bye a dictionary if you book someone for 6 hours expecting to "go like bunnies" the whole time because "that's what you read on the internet"...you're gonna need something to read in-between...may I suggest Recuperation.
Don't: Try to secretly video you session on your phone.
Do: Expect to have to buy a new phone when she catches you and throws you out buck-ass naked and without your phone...I hear the new iPhones are nice.
Don't: Expect a lady to play every kinda toy you bring with you.
Do: Expect a response similar to "Let's try to stick that thing in you and see how you like it."
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Anyway, hope ya'll like the post. I went crazy with the emoticons so let them load, some of the are pretty hilarious. Hope to hear your takes on it. Comments are welcomed as well, even if it's to tell me this is dumb and to stfu lol.
