BP stopped the oil spill!

CivilBarrister's Avatar
CNN just reported that BP replaced the oil well cap with a wedding ring and it has immediately stopped putting out.

News at 11.
Brooke Wilde's Avatar
You tricked me! LOL!
JayOnel's Avatar
CNN just reported that BP replaced the oil well cap with a wedding ring and it has immediately stopped putting out.

News at 11. Originally Posted by CivilBarrister
Best BP joke I've heard in weeks.
definitely plugs up loose ends.....nice one CB
95Fatboy's Avatar
I heard they stopped it from putting out by pumping it full of wedding cake..

Another of the Nympho-cures !!!!

Just had to put in my 2 cents

Enjoy!!!
nktatc's Avatar
Good one, had me going.
Real knee slapper, CB!
LMFAO...!
ThatManFromTexas's Avatar
If Bill Clinton was still President... the problem would be solved... the man plugged every hole he found...
HAHAHA good one!
JohnnyC's Avatar
If Bill Clinton was still President... the problem would be solved... the man plugged every hole he found... Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
lol got me 2!
Jenna Wild's Avatar
+1
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carkido45's Avatar
Pretty good joke CB for a crumudgeon. Lol
CivilBarrister's Avatar
Pretty good joke CB for a crumudgeon. Lol Originally Posted by carkido45
Not just ANY curmudgeon, but a NEGATIVE curmudgeon.