Review: What the hell was that smell? SW Jessica

Date: Middle of July
Provider: Jessica
Phone: N/A
Email Address: N/A
URL / Website: N/A
City: Dallas
State: Texas
Address: Colonial/175 see ROS
Appointment Type: Other
Activities: BBBJ, FIA, FIV
Session Length: 20
Fee: 20
Hair Color and Length: Dirty Blonde Should Length in Braids
Age: late 20s
Smoking Status: I Couldn't Tell
Ethnic Background: White/Caucasian
Physical Description: Borrowing from regmand some here. Definitely, skinny with a sagging mommy belly that she was proudly showing off in her crop top. 5'6', cracked teeth. A size tits, prob less than 100lbs. SW 6 or 7 unless she smiles. No muscle tone at all.
Recommendation: Yes

ROFL!!

The Cat is intrigued...

If I ever get through one of your reviews without literally laughing out loud I will know the day has come to paint the ceiling with my brains. Bravo. Bravo!

we should get a film crew to film you, regmand, and JS as y'all roam the streets.. make a "live" weekly series.. call it "Dallas Debauchery"

can you pm me the address?

The Cat is intrigued... Originally Posted by catbanger

cat I think she is your kind of girl... she would purr like a kitten drinking its milk

If I ever get through one of your reviews without literally laughing out loud I will know the day has come to paint the ceiling with my brains. Bravo. Bravo! Originally Posted by AmericanIdiot

glad you enjoy AI... I forgot to put my leo disclaimer... this is for entertainment purposes only and a fantasy I had... hahaha

It's a sickness. And now I have to fucking go have a shot. Damn you guys for finding these women of ill repute.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ....Love It

I've cut my nails to remove the smell also lol

I know exactly who you talking about.. some fucker on here in a pick-up truck beat me to her a few days ago but I'll get her next time. Nice!

I know exactly who you talking about.. some fucker on here in a pick-up truck beat me to her a few days ago but I'll get her next time. Nice! Originally Posted by justinslayer

sorry man... i'll clear it with you next time I head over to your territory since I have so many guys trolling the hoasis now I needed to change the scenery a bit... plus all my regulars are in jail for a bit or so I hear from the newbies...

DAMN! You got me check sniffin my own finger for fear of gittin the stink from reading the review! WHEW!

Just outrageously funny.

LEO disclaimer... please they would be lining up to see that show. Or if you got busted... they would make you hang your hand out the door as they drove you to the station. LOL...

Please let us know if your finger starts to turn green.

since I have so many guys trolling the hoasis now I needed to change the scenery a bit... Originally Posted by randomtxguy

looks like a lot of guys may need to change the scenery.. the Hoasis is in trouble.

http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/2...ity-hall.html/