Funny Cumshot Stories

Hey, fellow mongers and providers. I just had an awesome experience with a UTR lady (review to come shortly). It was a hot experience, especially since she was keen to facials. Well, I guess I had been storing up, because I really blasted the poor lady! She was a good sport about it, but it kind of had me wondering-do any fellow mongers have similar, funny stories? Be safe!

i have a few funny cumshot stories. back a few years ago i was making a video for my then girlfriend. i was masturbating and about to pop so i started to record. im usually a heavy and forceful cummer and this time was no different. i shot the load. it had to be at least a bean dipper full. and it hit me straight in the eye. needless to say i was blinded by my own broth! my eye was red for a day or so. gayest shit ever.

Funny...any ladies?