Any ladies here good at massage?

I'm talking REAL massage as in deep tissue or something like that.
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No, cock chugging ability is all that matters.
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No, cock chugging ability is all that matters. Originally Posted by Prime Time
Must be able to cook fried chicken ............
How many different massage threads are you going to start?
I feel you brother. . When you need one you need one. I give a pretty good comprehensive massage if you have some knots and tension that needs to come out.
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I'm talking REAL massage as in deep tissue or something like that. Originally Posted by wickerman1
If you're really serious about a legitimate masseuse and you're near Sugar Land, there's a great place that I see my Sports Massage Therapist at. They even offer half off for your first visit and are open 7 days a week. Either way, I hope that whatever's ailing you begins to feel better soon
If you're really serious about a legitimate masseuse and you're near Sugar Land, there's a great place that I see my Sports Massage Therapist at. They even offer half off for your first visit and are open 7 days/week. Either way, I hope that whatever's ailing you begins to feel better soon Originally Posted by Alyssa XOXO

Thanks for the info. Please PM me the location and I will look them up.
I went to Massage Envy last night. Talk about hardsell. And the therapist reeked of cigarette smoke (at least her breath did). Overall she was competent but not "into" it. I tipped her a 20 anyway.
reeked of cigarette smoke (at least her breath did). Originally Posted by wickerman1
How can a person relax w/that smell? (YUCK!)
I give awesome deep tissue massages! Seriously!