The Winter Olympics: Comedy or Tragedy?

JD Barleycorn's Avatar
We have a lot of stories coming about hacking, room intrusions, shooting of stray dogs that are bothering pedestrian, dangerous venues, etc. We also have the threat of terrorism, lots of trigger happy soldiers (policemen) and the puppet master Putin demanding the kind of perfection that the Soviet demanded.

On a side note, why didn't anyone think to rent a couple of Princess Cruise ships to port in Sochi to provide housing for the athletes and their families? Too far outside the box? Sure make security easier with undercover Delta and Seals providing security.
Where's the Assup is a Dipshit option?
Have you kept up with cruise ships lately?
Come on, it's Russia.
I like the one about th toilet paper in trash cans instead of the toilet. Heck, ever been to any industrial bathroom where a lot of Hispanics work. they WILL NOT flush toilet paper down a toilet, so every one has a waste basket so they can toss it in. Maybe it's a culture thing.

Also, on the news last night, they had a shot of those two classes of drinking water out of a tapthat looked like it was watered down orange juice.

But then they panned the camera to two toilets, and the water was crystal clear. Do you think maybe they are overplaying this a tad?

I also like the one where they have a picture of Putin in every room. Do you think his eyes follow you as you move around the room.
JohnnyCap's Avatar
It's not all Russia's fault. The IOC is as corrupt an organization as has ever existed. It is a conglomerate of all of the worst of humanity.

If I did a review where I paid a 300 lb. BBW $2k for a date in June 2015, expecting her to arrive at 135 lbs., y'all would call me a dumbass for complaining if she showed up at 220 lbs.

The IOC took a bunch of money to accept a plan they should not have. Fucking dirt, and so are the Olympics.
its most likely both, a tragedy and a comedy
WTF's Avatar
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  • 02-06-2014, 09:20 AM
Be a tragedy if I was there, a comedy if we sent JD. Maybe he could be a fluffer to our gay Ice Skaters....kinda like he tried to be to the Marines on board his ship!
JCM800's Avatar
great place for the Winter Olympics

...but isn't "worst hotel accommodations" part of the games?

Journalists checking in were left stunned as they arrived for bookings made last summer to be told they would have to wait indefinitely.

The few that did get rooms, were met with stray dogs, half-built walls, and toxic yellow water spitting from the sinks.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ead-Games.html
Yssup Rider's Avatar
Yow!

Gotta love the food, though!
We have a lot of stories coming about hacking, room intrusions, shooting of stray dogs that are bothering pedestrian, dangerous venues, etc. We also have the threat of terrorism, lots of trigger happy soldiers (policemen) and the puppet master Putin demanding the kind of perfection that the Soviet demanded.

On a side note, why didn't anyone think to rent a couple of Princess Cruise ships to port in Sochi to provide housing for the athletes and their families? Too far outside the box? Sure make security easier with undercover Delta and Seals providing security. Originally Posted by JD Barleycorn
You do know that you are suggesting to use Delta Forces and the Navy Seals as security guards. Don't you think they have better things to do? You do know we are at war don't you. At an event that is a private enterprise no less.
At least it will be a major blunder that does not involve our own government...
Yssup Rider's Avatar
At least it will be a major blunder that does not involve our own government... Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Life is good?
JohnnyCap's Avatar
You do know that you are suggesting to use Delta Forces and the Navy Seals as security guards. Don't you think they have better things to do? You do know we are at war don't you. At an event that is a private enterprise no less. Originally Posted by cowboyinjungle
At least it will be a major blunder that does not involve our own government... Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
We are most certainly investing in security. IOC is a worldwide cluster fuck, but if it were here, we'd get it done. We'd steal just as much, but we'd get it done.
JD Barleycorn's Avatar
Really, the US Olympic team is not of interest to the country? Is that what you're really saying? Consider how much has been squandered on "green" energy, you know, tax payer money. It would cost so little to protect our people and there is a history of it. What happened (B.O. before Obama) when a country went down the drain? Why the US military showed up to protect any citizen and help them leave the country.
At least it will be a major blunder that does not involve our own government... Originally Posted by IIFFOFRDB
Maybe, unless Putin asked Obama for advice, lol.



Jim