Things you NEVER hear me say?

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SL'S Top 10 Things You'll NEVER Hear Me Say
1) How about we just talk.
2) Help you pay some bills.... sure.
3) I'd love to get married.
4) I've had enough, I'm done hobbying.
5) Boy I'd sure like to be a MOD on a hooker board.
6) I'd love to meet your sister the TS.
7) Don't worry; being on your period is no big deal.
8) I like to prepay, it gets that money thing out of the way.
9) DATY with a provider who has been with 6-10 other guys, now that’s living.
10) Sixx Back you sure look good in those tight jeans.

What would you NEVER SAY???
Satyrrical's Avatar
"Yeah, I'm OK with one pop."
"Yes, please use a cover for the BJ."
JONBALLS's Avatar
geee, I just cant WAIT for the next SL threAD
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geee, I just cant WAIT for the next SL threAD Originally Posted by JONBALLS
Hand in there JB LOL

"There is something wrong with my nut sack"

Thanks JB I almost forgot that one!
JONBALLS's Avatar
soon to be classic, possibly a mini series
knotty man's Avatar
damn! that pussy is so tight i cant get it in.
Sweet N Little's Avatar
no..I can't take one more orgasm lol
Still Looking's Avatar
damn! that pussy is so tight i cant get it in. Originally Posted by knotty man
Classic!
  • GNG
  • 07-07-2012, 02:21 PM
You forgot "watch me go 5 minutes without posting", Still Looking.
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You forgot "watch me go 5 minutes without posting", Still Looking. Originally Posted by Roger Murdock
Ahhh a fellow poet! LOL Make that 3 minutes!
  • GNG
  • 07-07-2012, 03:49 PM
Lol
offshoredrilling's Avatar
2X4 please
I would say it but, i will never say it...
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1. "Pull your mouth away and stop sucking right when I'm about to cum ok".

2. "CBJ is my favorite!"

3. "Don't put on lingerie, your stretch marks look like tiger stripes.....so that will do."

4. "No lube please, I like it a lil dry."
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1. "Pull your mouth away and stop sucking right when I'm about to cum ok".

2. "CBJ is my favorite!"

3. "Don't put on lingerie, your stretch marks look like tiger stripes.....so that will do."

4. "No lube please, I like it a lil dry." Originally Posted by gimme_that
Not sure if it get much better than these! I thinck I soiled my panties reading #1 LOL.