The Gynecologist

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and
HMO paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career
where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a
mechanic.
He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes,
attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist
prepared
carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When
the
results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score
of
150%. Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, "I don't want
to
appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there
is
an error in the grade?"

"The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart
perfectly,
which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together
again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." After a pause,
the
instructor added, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all
through
the muffler, which I've never seen done in my entire career.

Uh Humm, would that not have been the job of a Proctologist, might make the joke work better????

Uh Humm, would that not have been the job of a Proctologist, might make the joke work better???? Originally Posted by O'Mike

(Depends on how your mind works I guess....LOL)

Joan Rivers was just on David Letterman today and said her gynecologist does HER exam over the phone.

kinda feel sorry for them.....you figure the majority of their patients come in with a sick kitty...looking a sick kitty all day is probably not what they expected when they were in med school...lol

kinda feel sorry for them.....you figure the majority of their patients come in with a sick kitty...looking a sick kitty all day is probably not what they expected when they were in med school...lol Originally Posted by sweetbrandy256

Especially when the sick kitty has bacterial vaginosis. The odor could be enough to make the meek become an auto mechanic.

Especially when the sick kitty has bacterial vaginosis. The odor could be enough to make the meek become an auto mechanic. Originally Posted by DFW5Traveler

eewwwwwwwwwww