It's A Laughing Matter

A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of,
so she decided to have her hair
she would look like a brunette.
When she had brown hair, she decided
to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while,
she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and thought,
"Oh! Those sheep are so adorable!"
She got out and walked over to the
farmer and said, "If I can guess how
many sheep you have, can I take one home?"
The farmer, being a bit of a gambler himself,
said she could have a try.
The blonde looked at the flock and guessed, "157."
The farmer was amazed - she was right!
So the blonde, (who looked like a brunette),
picked one out and got back into her car.
Before she left, farmer walked up to her and said.
"If I can guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?"
CaptainMastPole's Avatar
That is funny. Thanks for the smile this morning.
That is a good one, im going to use that today here at work
Lol I told it to a couple of friends myself!
Any time is a good time to laugh except
when your naked in bed!
CaptainMastPole's Avatar
I think it is good to laugh when you are naked in bed. If I keep you laughing and do other stuff you will relax and melt in my mouth. I like when a pretty lady gets all yummy and melty.

Amberance's Avatar
Thats a good one
Soon captain soon!