You know you've been providing too long if....

Ladies add anything LOL
You know you've been providing so long IF


1. You find yourself wandering around after work in a wheelchair or walker. Ouch!

2. The shape of your face starts to change because of all the blowjobs you've been giving.


3. Your mouth hangs open for too long because of that.

4. Every phone you answer it's, " This is______ how may I help you?"


5. You start seeing those abbreviated words in the signs and liscense plates like CIM, DATY, BBBJ, etc.


6. You have 20,000 reviews and posts respectively on any site.


7. As Zarah Adams said " You know the insides of all the hotels too well."

LOL


8. When you're at a regular job and someone says 'there's a client here to see you' you pull out lube, condoms, and lie down on the floor on your back.

9. Suddenly things seem....bigger down there for you. A civvie guy says " Am I in yet??"


10.

And so on LOL

You know you've been providing too long:

1. When over half your post of a site is about Bitching About Something Or Someone.

2. When you have to take out your teeth to give a BJ.

3. When your clients start to be the grandkids of your old regulars.

4. When you realize that its been 20-25yrs since you started, when it was supposed to be a 5yr plan.

You know you've been providing too long:

1. When over half your post of a site is about Bitching About Something Or Someone.

2. When you have to take out your teeth to give a BJ.

3. When your clients start to be the grandkids of your old regulars.

4. When you realize that its been 20-25yrs since you started, when it was supposed to be a 5yr plan. Originally Posted by shorty

Hahahahaha, this was awesome.

You know you've been providing too long:

1. When over half your post of a site is about Bitching About Something Or Someone.

2. When you have to take out your teeth to give a BJ.

3. When your clients start to be the grandkids of your old regulars.

4. When you realize that its been 20-25yrs since you started, when it was supposed to be a 5yr plan. Originally Posted by shorty

Number 2. But then what is the difference between a Gummer and a good hummer?

When your clients want you to take them home in your hoverround.
When you need a quart of 30 weight valvoline to get it in.
When you can't do it standing up anymore because you had hip surgery.
When you forget why he is there.
When your hair has that light blue tint to it.

When your clients want you to take them home in your hoverround.
When you need a quart of 30 weight valvoline to get it in.
When you can't do it standing up anymore because you had hip surgery.
When you forget why he is there.
When your hair has that light blue tint to it. Originally Posted by burkalini

When someone asks you if you have a hobby, your response is, " I thought only guys hobby."

You've harbored a long time feeling of envy & resentment toward companies boasting of a good rating with the BBB b/c of the years of hardwork you felt you put in for those 3 letters.

You're setting up a party for kids when you apply the balloon on to the air compressor with your mouth before you realize what you're doing.

You're setting up a party for kids when you apply the balloon on to the air compressor with your mouth before you realize what you're doing. Originally Posted by wreckshop

HAHA GOOD ONE!

if your meeting your clients at the nursing home instead of 5 star hotels.
If when your taking it off and putting it on includes depends.
instead of BBBJ you offer with and without dentures
if you have male and female viagra sitting around in candy bowls for you and your clients.
when you do it doggie style means actually walking your dog.

you assume every guy that stares at you is figuring out what your price is.

you assume every guy that stares at you is figuring out what your price is. Originally Posted by Shayla

You're out on a civvie date and you wonder, " How much is my time worth now??"

Ouch

You're out on a civvie date and you wonder, " How much is my time worth now??" Originally Posted by alluringava

LOL!

When you go on a civie date and charge him for every hour.