replacing the TV

the TV is off, I am eating cheese and crackers, and just cruising this forum, upstate must have good ratings!

Needs more T&A.

You can always dial a gal and star in a live movie!

why watch reruns of "Sex and the City"
when

you can live sex in the city.

almost all the drama. And much more SEX!

edit: shows ya how much TV I watch. had to change "in" to "and"

Read the Fifty Shaded of Grey, trilogy. You can consider it research.