Agency Girl Reviews are all misleading

I've noticed for a while that nearly all the reviews are just shameless promotions for the agencies. Almost like they are afraid to say anything bad because they might get blacklisted. I have been fooled by the last 3 girls I've seen because the misleading reviews. I mean it's bullshit when someone writes "beautiful eyes" or "great smile", just write fucking ugly. Don't write shit that will get someone in there and then the hobbies the and the provider have a bad experience.

These girls at the agencies are so ugly that I wouldn't even look at them twice. I mean the only one that has a pretty face but is a little thick is Sophie. I think after 4 years it's time to retire from agencies. I've had more luck with spa, it's hit and miss.

I've always had a good time at agencies and have found the girls to be attractive. Plus I've gotten more bag for buck , literally, at an agency vs spa. But I haven't reviewed in a while. Sophie is very cute , I'll agree with you there

Us Indies may be a bit pricier but most of the time you know exactly what you are getting.

If they were all 10's, they would be $$$ independents. When you read the reviews, just insert "for an agency girl." Like, "she had a great rack, for an agency girl." Or, "she had a beautiful face, for an agency girl."

She was better than my hand..........and prettier too.

Reading an agency review is like listening to a sound bite on the radio. You don't know what was said before or after, what the question was or the context. Same philosophy, an agency review is a small sample of an experience usually cut up to get a desired audience reaction. Don't rely on them.

I will say on the positive side when was the last time you saw them advertice small or even regular sized BBW's in the agency section ? At least they know for the most part to put the fork down or have heard of 24hr fitness .

Reading an agency review is like listening to a sound bite on the radio. You don't know what was said before or after, what the question was or the context. Same philosophy, an agency review is a small sample of an experience usually cut up to get a desired audience reaction. Don't rely on them. Originally Posted by worldbfree

My agency reviews have always been 100%

I've noticed for a while that nearly all the reviews are just shameless promotions for the agencies. Almost like they are afraid to say anything bad because they might get blacklisted. I have been fooled by the last 3 girls I've seen because the misleading reviews. I mean it's bullshit when someone writes "beautiful eyes" or "great smile", just write fucking ugly. Don't write shit that will get someone in there and then the hobbies the and the provider have a bad experience.

These girls at the agencies are so ugly that I wouldn't even look at them twice. I mean the only one that has a pretty face but is a little thick is Sophie. I think after 4 years it's time to retire from agencies. I've had more luck with spa, it's hit and miss. Originally Posted by patronshot1

Really? And her face is pretty, too. You just need to be more careful in making your Agency Girl selection.

Us Indies may be a bit pricier but most of the time you know exactly what you are getting. Originally Posted by Kylie Nicole

This isn't directed at you as I've never met you, but that statement is BS. Considering all of the blurred face shots and strategically angled old photos, 99% of indys are just more expensive.

I've now seen something like 140 different providers, of which around 60 were indys. I've never had an indy experience that beat a good agency experience. That's because some of the agency ladies are straight up great times.

Whether indy or agency, most providers have 5/10-7/10 faces and 7/10-9/10 bodies. Even accounting for just the ads I've looked at, there are probably only 20 8/10's and maybe 5 9/10 faces.

Whether indy or agency, regardless of the review, when you open the door count on a 5/10 face 7/10 body, and hope the gods are good to you and you get a 7/10 face 8/10 body.

"nearly all the reviews are just shameless promotions for the agencies"

Wow... That is just..... Wow


Agency 160 to 180

Indy 250 to 350 average

Maybe people who wrote agency reviews know how things work, and instead of thanking people for reviewing and sharing, he makes accusations of promotion material?

your misleading yourself buddy...simple solution ..only see girls that show face pic

Really? And her face is pretty, too. You just need to be more careful in making your Agency Girl selection.
Originally Posted by Oralist

I always liked me some Lucero!

This is why I always try and include pics in my reviews.... It gives the hobbyists a better look at what your gonna get without all the air brushing bullshit... Of course I don't take face pics cause some won't let me but I do what I can...

The agencies who book porn stars and models are the only ones really legit these days. USA Companions usually has some really hot girls who travel but the local agencies are filled with a bunch of ugly girls who are generally here illegally making a hustle. They are about as bad as the spa girls.

I wouldn't waste my time and I used to use a few agencies here as well. That was one thing that was good about Amazing when it was in business.