Crazy Sex toys!

What it is:
A rubber strap-on you wear on your chin "to assist oral pleasure."(dildo)
What it does:
You're supposed to use it to Plant your girlfriend while you eat her out... provided she can stop laughing at you once you put it on.
Who comes up with things like this?
Other uses:
At Halloween wear it on your nose for a Pinocchio costume, or just go as "Crazy Dildo Face".
I might have to get one though to add to my weird sex toy collection...
Just wanted to share!!
anyone got anything good and weird they want to share!!

OMG! I've suddenly got this strange growth on my chin!

(actually, the possibilities for fun do look quite interesting . . . to avoid the laughter factor, perhaps this toy is best used in total darkness . . . or with the woman wearing an eye mask . . .)

This toy is hot! So submissive and sexy. I bought something similar for a Mistress once but this is better because you can still use your mouth!

Is that dildo on your chin or you happy to see me?

What it is:
A rubber strap-on you wear on your chin "to assist oral pleasure."(dildo)
What it does:
You're supposed to use it to Plant your girlfriend while you eat her out... provided she can stop laughing at you once you put it on.
Who comes up with things like this?
Other uses:
At Halloween wear it on your nose for a Pinocchio costume, or just go as "Crazy Dildo Face".
I might have to get one though to add to my weird sex toy collection...
Just wanted to share!!
anyone got anything good and weird they want to share!! Originally Posted by Princess_laeya

I like the eye patch idea!!
ARRRRG.................
Pirates always Pirates!!!

I actually had a client give me one of those things about three years ago. Sadly, when my toy bag was stolen, that was one of the things that was lost.

It was completely ridiculous looking but the guy who got it for me had a really bad ED problem. And I like what I like. So he got that and I swear to the living GOD, it was great.

Honestly, once you got over the ludicrous visual (and it's not like you even see it when it's being used), you could fall in love with the thing.

Only probably that I saw with it is the person using it would have to be able to have the skill to pat their stomach and rub their head at the same time. Well, sortof like that.

Elisabeth

Only probably that I saw with it is the person using it would have to be able to have the skill to pat their stomach and rub their head at the same time. Well, sortof like that.

Elisabeth Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

*thrust with neck and chin . . . lick, flick and suck clit . . . back-thrust with neck and chin . . . thrust . . . *

Seems like a skill-set that could be picked up fairly quickly . . .

Meanwhile, should we be on the lookout for Elisabeth's toy bag? . . . the value has to be $1,000 or more . . .

lol...wait 'til you see the ashtray ones like this.

lol...wait 'til you see the ashtray ones like this. Originally Posted by babee

OK, I'll bite . . . wait, let me rephrase that . . .

Ashtray ones?

WOW Miss Whispers!!!I would love to search in you trunk....see what mysteries I would find!!! You rock!!!

here ya go:

http://www.stockroom.com/Versatile-Gags-C418.aspx

The How May I Help You is the THE gag for this type

The ashtray, toilet paper and the serving tray are good for "furniture" parties

here ya go:

http://www.stockroom.com/Versatile-Gags-C418.aspx

The How May I Help You is the THE gag for this type

The ashtray, toilet paper and the serving tray are good for "furniture" parties Originally Posted by babee

Ah, thanks! Wow, lots of attachments, too! *L*

Glow in the Dark Speculum

What it is: "Plastic glow in the dark speculum enables you to take a deep look into your passion."
What it does: Lets you play doctor with lights off. Helps you find that butt plug that went missing last month.
Who uses it: Med students, women with gynecological concerns.
Other uses: Glow in the dark salad tongs, rudimentary penguin hand puppet.

first toy made my pussy wet just thinking of it. I'm always trying to get fingered while recieving oral but that let me ride your face.

first toy made my pussy wet just thinking of it. I'm always trying to get fingered while recieving oral but that let me ride your face. Originally Posted by MissMollyMcGrath

I believe Miss Molly has hit on something that is so obvious... This little device might be interesting if the lady is taking a mustache ride...

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