what do u guys (and gals) consider a hood provider?

so yeah whats maybe the top 3 things that make u say oh hell naw! shes hood.

imo some guys have to realize some things are just a black girl thing ie: patting of the weave. (lol)

im natural for the most part but i do wear a weave from time to time and hey sometimes it itches lol. does that make me a hoodrat? not to make this a race thing but its some hood white girls too lol. lets be fair now!

If she can't match the verb with the tense, hoodrat.

-If someone ask where yo baby daddy at and you reply TDCJ 3 out of 4 times.

-Blonde hair.

-Red hair. (Which is actually purple in the sun.)

-If your hair mysteriously grows/shortens from week to week.

-If you ever go "Crank that up. That's my jam."

-Wearing a do rag to Wal-Mart.

-Gold in yo grill.

-Taking yo children out in public in only they diapers.

-Fake nails that are over 1"..... & curve.

-Failure to enunciate.

I can go on...

oh my gosh really! lol..nothin is wrong with changing up the hair especially in this business.

blonde hair..yes (if it doesnt match your skin tone)

I have seen some girls patt their weave so hard it looks like they are beating themselves to death. I never thought a weave could cause a concussion lol.

lol..its the sound. now i know how that looks so sometimes ill keep an open bobby pin in there to scratch lol *dont judge*

You might be a hoodrat if...

...your weave looks like you borrowed it from nicki minaj
...the background music in your sessions consist of gucci mane, webbie or yo gotti
...you can't match your panties and your bra
...all your pictures have an a/c unit in the back
...all your pictures are taken in a super 8, motel 6 or palace inn
... you have your kids and their respective fathers names tattooed on you.
... you've ever dreamed of starring on hardcore pawn
... You've watched an episode of first 48 & said "i know him/her!"
... You have "free ________" in your signature

-If your kids names are a variation of: Shaniqua, Tay Tay, Que'Shayda, La'Kisha, Daquon, Keyshawn, Dayshown

-You show up in slippers. Fuzzy... House... Slippers

-Green/blue contacts & you black as F-U-C-K.

-You purchase 90% of your wardrobe off of Harwin.

-Dago did yo tats.

lol hey gucci is my dude. *gucci!*

If she cannot speak in plain English and carry on a conversation.

imo some guys have to realize some things are just a black girl thing ie: patting of the weave. (lol) Originally Posted by bri.blaque.

I know PLENTY of sista's who don't wear a weave...

And plus mutha fuckin ONE of everything Dorian said!

If her incall is at red roof inn.

I know PLENTY of sista's who don't wear a weave... Originally Posted by DickEmDown

i dont wear a weave. i may get a weave if im in the mood for one or a special occasion.

You found her off bissonet
She's white but try's to talk hood black
Pic has baby toys in the background.
When you ask her for water she calls her dope man.