Yes I am having a bit of a rant! I am not in the best mood today which is probably why I'm more bitchy than usual, anyways... Saw a client today (whom I fired by the end of the session ), so guys look at this as a bit of a public service announcement...
- When you use my shower, don't leave the entire bathroom looking like someone was just trying put out a fire with fucking water splattered everywhere, and don't use 3-4 towels to dry yourself.
- That big fuck off bottle of Listerine that is on the counter isn't there for decorational purposes.
- If your balls are covered in long bushy hair, guess what? Don't expect me to lick them.
- My clit should never be treated you're trying to uncover the numbers on a scratch off lottery ticket.
- If you even attempt to put your finger up my cunt and your nails aren't cut, I will punch you in the nose.
- Yes I allow CIM, however, don't assume it's ok, ASK me first! Don't grab my head and hold it on your cock when you're about to spunk if you were too cheeky to even bother asking if I minded first...It's the fucking principal...If you asked me first, then I don't mind, but don't take the fucking piss!
The client I fired earlier was guilty of all of almost all of the above, after I chucked the div out I was so pissed I threw the lamp at the door and he's lucky it wasn't at his head!...think I may need some anger management...Ok rant over...( I did manage to take a picture of the lamp haha )