QUESTION FOR PROVIDERS..LANDSCAPING?

Just wondering , whats your preference in the way a guy maintains his lawn?
Do you prefer the natural look?
Would you like it lightly trimmed?
Do you want it mowed close to the ground?
Dont say shaved cause thats just too scary. ouch!!

I know you said not to say it, but shaved. I hate rug burn!

Dont say shaved cause thats just too scary. ouch!![/QUOTE]

You could always try getting waxed

I prefer it to be maintained. doesn't have to be bare but not over grown. Lol. But it does'nt seem to be the same expectations for women. I think everyone has different preferences and one persons opinion does not speak for eveyone.

I also use a razor and yes it does burn for a few days, but a good loation works wonders. I want my women blad, so I can eat them up, and so if the women wants me closely shaved, I will do that.....cant go blad, and I wont wax.....I am not THAT brave.

I was wondering cause I mow mine close to the ground and have been thanked a few times for doing so. A razor is out of the question for me, I still nick myself shaving my face from time to time.
Crystal, you dont have to worry ,the only thing i'd be looking at are those eyes. lol

But I pay to see them cough up a hairball of my hair.


errrr joking

I may be wrong but when I see a woman with no bush. I thinking she had crabs hangiing from the trees. As the crab killer soap does not kill the eggs. She cut down all the trees.

OFFSHOREDRILLING....
And I thought I had an evil mind..LOL
I take it your not one of those save the planet tree huggers...

I love trees. But if a tree needs to go down. I have the tools. Make it lumber or firewood please. Its a shame to waste good wood.

roots makes great gun stocks

Upstaters are afraid of small sharp objects being in close proximity of their small objects?

Trimmed or trimmed with smooth areas. :-)

I use a razor to shave below with no issues,
Use a Brand new blade! Not a disposable razor, sheesh....gillette fusion
Don't use shaving cream!
Use hair conditioner believe itor not works great
Shave in one direction, reapply conditioner and finish up
Use hand lotion afterwards for moisture. Works wonders
After the first few times, Italy itching goes away

Oh yeah trim as close as possible with electric razor before using blade

The payback from women will make it very much worthwhile
Including your SO! Trust me on that

I am a ball licker, so I prefer bare or well-groomed. I hate having to stop and grab a hair out of my throat.

Did anyone see that episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm? He had a pube in his throat and was hacking all day. It was hilarious!

Upstaters are afraid of small sharp objects being in close proximity of their small objects? Originally Posted by pyramider

good one

Well groomed for sure