Guys, would you rather.....

Randall Creed's Avatar
I was at work today, working quite hard. Then a thought came to me. Would you rather have a big dick and be broke as hell or be loaded and have a small dick? I'm not talking average size. Not even a 4 incher. I'm talking going through life being called Pee Wee. Point and laugh kind of smallness. But you have bank. Or you could be a big dick mofo. Yeah, you have A job, most of the time, but you don't go through life throwing money around.

I asked this in co-ed to give the ladies a chance to put their two cents in, if they care to. I don't know where this thought came from, so don't ask. Before I give my input, I'll wait for a few responses.
CoHorn's Avatar
I'll take the cash and small dick. There's a lot more to satisfying a women than a big dick. Additionally, there's a lot more to life in general.
ShysterJon's Avatar
Yeah, I agree with CoHorn, since the hypo is having a big dick and being "broke as hell." Being broke as hell isn't going to result in much happiness no matter what else a person has going for them. Of course, I've got both the cash and the cock. Haha.

Now if the choice was between having a big dick and living modestly but comfortably, and having a tiny penis and living high, I'd pick the former over the latter.

I think I can guess the tenor of the providers' responses, since you're asking if they want a guy with a big wang but no cash (like their boyfriend), or a big wallet and a little wee-wee (like their clients). Haha.
Black Sedan's Avatar
I reject this "big dick" OR "cash" hypothetical. I'll keep both, please.

So I'll play along. Anyways, I can always make more cash, so I'll keep the big dick.

Big cash doesn't buy me a decent tool to enjoy BCD.
Sorry, but I'm gonna have to roll with the big dick option. I'd rather be hung and have hope. I've been dirt poor but happy. Can't always say the same for when I had more than I needed. Be nice to wake up in the morning with a full-sized woody and say "well, at least I've got you."

However, there's a good chance I may change my mind about this tomorrow.
daty/o's Avatar
Sorry, my dick is for my pleasure anyway. If I had a big dick and no money, I'd be the only one playing with it. I'll take door #2.
whitechocolate's Avatar
I think it is important to take into account what it may be like growing up with a tiny dick with all the psychological trauma. The guy may never make it in the world of high finance either. I would like to hear from the guys with very tiny dicks to let us know they did become rich despite an ultra small cock. Practically speaking, guys with small cocks can become proficient as a lover using other skills. The providers I think will chose a SO with lots of money since they are fucking guys with big dicks all day long anyway although Shyster Jon feels the opposite. Lets here from the providers!! Size of dick and wallet both matter to the providers and to the typical ECCIE client(this is not your typical male population).
uncle buck 50's Avatar
i'm used to a small dick....where can i pick up my cash?
A big dick is worthless if you can't convince anybody to look at it.
I would take the money and hire people to tell me what a big dick I have.
I would take the money and get a dick transplant.
Most women don't care as much about the size of your penis, but the way you use what you have. You could have a huge penis and be clueless about what to do with it. (boring) On the other hand, you could have a small penis and know exactly how to use it. (yes!) If you are lucky enough to have The Perfect Penis....then, well you know...lol.

Now onto the money.... Money won't buy true happiness...only temporary satisfaction.
Give me a man who works hard, is on my side and wants to help me better myself and I am all good.

Big Dick and broke or Small Dick and rich, as long as he is good to me physically and emotionally.. I will be fine either way.

Hobbywise... I charge a flat rate...regardless of penis size....so it doesn't matter to me either way. Let's just have fun!

Rambro....what are you workin' with?
Big dicks are overrated. I wouldn't want an SO with a huge dick. They're difficult to orally worship for any extended amount of time (tired jaw, sore throat, bruised lips, ect...) and they cause your pelvic floor muscles to weaken over time (which sucks for a variety of reasons). I'd rather live comfortably and be able to do fun stuff together that requires an excess amount of money.....
I would take the pee wee dick and infinite loads of cash that will last a last more than a lifetime.

Speaking in hobby terms, since you have the cash that a provider wants, then that provider, when you see her, should make you feel glad like a man and tell you that regardless of your size. Now, if you have a big dick and no money, sorry to say, the providers on here, or anywhere else. do not care how big it is, as they are about the funds and if you do not have any, then you will be only stroking that big dick to porn!

In a real life scenario, I want to live comfortably and not have to worry where my next meal may be coming from as opposed to walking down the street, (cuz I cannot afford to buy a car or even take a bus) and ask for handouts, go to churches and homeless shelters as day to day survival, and everyone can see that I have a big bulge in my pants, but so what, it is not your size, it is how you use it!
Randall Creed's Avatar
Oh, Reese darling. I have the worst of both worlds: small dick and broke.



I keed (not small by any stretch. Well, no one's ever pointed and laughed). To answer my own question, I would take the big dick. Reason being is because it's permanent. So would having a wee wee You could always change your money situation. Dick size, whether all of us admit it or not, has psychological effects on us. Some greater than others, but some, nontheless. You can be with the finest girl in the WORLD. Booty, titties, pretty face, flowing hair, great personality, the whole nine. If you have a wee wee, and know DEEP DOWN in your soul you ain't hitting that right, the psychological fallout could be astronomical. You know the big dick SHARKS are out there, circling, ogling, setting off masculine pheromones (sp). They flirt with her when you ain't looking or when she's at the grocery store while you're breadwinning at Corporate America. Yeah, you bought her a brand new BMW, but she ain't had a 'good fucking' since she was a cheerleader in high school.

The big dick sharks have radar for this kind of thing. They keep fucking with her. Even if she resists initially, a crack of a smile reinforces Big Dick Sharks' efforts, and he keeps coming. All he needs is one break. Oonnne lucky ass moment. At the grocery store, her big, firm, pretty, round ass (that she maintains with her gym membership.....that YOU pay for) in a superthin sundress just grazes his dick one time as she scoots by him (because he's intentionally in her way or some shit)...and the dick twitches. Her sexiness sends a rush of blood straight to it, and she felt it. The sexual energy is in the air. Now, he may not fuck her TONIGHT, but there will be a next time. There will be a next time, because she can't stop thinking about it. She may even go looking for him. Sexual urges are a motherfucker.

Oh, dick size matters. Deep down we all know this (regardless of what women say). So does money. One matters more to some than others. There are some things that money just can't buy. One is permanent (unless you run into Lorena Bobbitt) and doesn't have to be maintained or carefully guarded. One may not be had intially, but can be acquired later in life, as well be lost after having it. Some are lucky to have the best of both. Others are unlucky to have the worst of both. The rest of us probably fall somewhere in between.

Yeah, some say a big dick and no skills is worse than a small dick and great skills. Well, you can always learn how to be better in bed. Mr. Big Dick goes to Woman Pleaser school and graduates with honors. Now what?

Give me the big dick. I'll figure out a way to get paid.