THE WORD FUCK!

Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "fuck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate.

In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a fuck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a fuck), an adverb (Mary is fucking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific fuck).

It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is fucking beautiful) or an interjection (Fuck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, fuck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "fuck"..

Aside from its sexual connotations, this incredible word can be used to describe many situations:

1. Greetings: How the fuck are ya?
2. Fraud: I got fucked by the car dealer.
3. Resignation: Oh, fuck it!
4. Trouble: I guess I'm fucked now.
5. Aggression: Fuck you!
6. Disgust: Fuck me.
7. Confusion: What the fuck.......?
8. Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking business!
9. Despair: Fucked again...
10. Pleasure: I fucking couldn't be happier.
11. Displeasure: What the fuck is going on here?
12. Lost: Where the fuck are we.
13. Disbelief: Unfuckingbeliveable!
14. Retaliation: Up your fucking ass!"
15. Denial: I didn't fucking do it."
16. Perplexity: I know fuck all about it."
17. Apathy: Who really gives a fuck, anyhow?
18. Suspicion: Who the fuck are you?
19. Panic: Let's get the fuck out of here.
20. Directions: Fuck off.
21. Disbelief: How the fuck did you do that?


It can be used in an anatomical description- He's a fucking asshole.
It can be used to tell time- It's five fucking thirty.
It can be used in business- How did I wind up with this fucking job?
It can be maternal- Motherfucker.
It can be political- Fuck George Bush!


It has also been used by many notable people throughout history:

What the fuck was that?
-Mayor of Hiroshima

Where did all these fucking Indians come from?
-General Custer

Where the fuck is all this water coming from?
-Captain of the Titanic

That's not a real fucking gun.
-John Len

Who's gonna fucking find out?
-Richard Nixon

Heads are going to fucking roll.
-Anne Boleyn

Let the fucking woman drive.
-Commander of Space Shuttle

What fucking map?
-Challenger, Mark Thatcher

Any fucking idiot could understand that.
-Albert Einstein

It does so fucking look like her!
-Picasso

How the fuck did you work that out?
-Pythagoras

-You want what on the fucking ceiling?
Michaelangelo

Fuck a duck.
-Walt Disney

Why?- Because its fucking there!
-Edmund Hilary

I don't suppose its gonna fucking rain?
-Joan of Arc

Scattered fucking showers my ass.
-Noah

Deb Morgan: “I could give a fuck who you fuck. Just don’t fuck with my investigation, you fuck.”

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I fu*k*ng love the F word!!!

Dallas, I just saw your post count and the first this I said was WTF LOL. You post more than me

A great comedian at his best, George Carlin!

CNYM And GP ....

You both FUCING Kill Me

DD

I just had some fucking grade A eating pussy. She's also a great fuck.

First we took a fucking shower together. And we put the dye in her hair. To hide her fucking gray roots err hair. Then sat on my fucking face for the 10 min to set the dye. 5 fucking min latter I hear, fucking crap this is the 30 min not the 10 min dye. To which I say moun moren morreee mouhp, mmmm fucking sorry. Still eating fucking pussy. that was "WHAT! No fucking problem".
After, back to the fucking shower to wash out the fucking dye. Then fuck her till dry. Then I did her fucking toe nails as she did her fucking fingers nails.

All so a fucking 50 something can say she's fucking 30 something to get fucking money out of a fucktard. Hay just doing my fucking part

I fucking love helping fucking hookers get ready to fuck for doe ray me


mmmmm, Fucking UTR, So this fucking review is for no fucking time!!!
A fucking freebee

There is a full-length documentary on the word FUCK.