Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, 'How do you spell 'dumb'?"
Darla says, "D-U-M-B, dumb."
The teacher says, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."
She responds, "Buckwheat is dumb."
"Now spell 'stupid'."
Darla says, "S-T-U-P-I-D, stupid."
The teacher says, "Once again Darla, very good. Now use it in a sentence."
Darla says, "Buckwheat is stupid."
Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and asks, "Buckwheat, spell dictate."
Buckwheat stands up and says, otay, "D-I-C-T-A-T-E, dictate."
The teacher says, "Very good Buckwheat, now use it in the a sentence."
"I may be dumb and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good!"