Morning Sex

I thought the ladies would appreciate this one:



She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual
Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only
The 'T' shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said
softly, “You’ve got to make love to me right NOW!"
My eyes lit up and I thought, "I am either still dreaming
or this is going to be my lucky day!"

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her, pushed her down on the kitchen table and then went at it with everything I had!

Afterwards she said, "Thanks," and returned to the stove,
Her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, I asked, "What was that all about?"

She explained, "The egg timer's broken."



Too bad it wasn't hard-boiled...

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Sweet N Little's Avatar
LMAO!!!!! Thats a good one Huck!!!
Thank you ma'am....

Obviously that guy never met SNL...




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