DeRidder, Leesville, Fort Polk and Alexandria

I now pronounce the subject areas the wasteland of good wet and deep things. It is so bad that if a rat ran across my dickus he would kick up dust. I am gonna have to do some research. Surely a place of the size of Alex and the military presence at the Fort.....are a strong calling for the product????????? Anyone have any suggestions besides calling in someone from elsewhere????Captian Blade says this.......................... ..........