PSA: Today is the first day of the State Fair of Texas

Howdy folks! Yall don't forget to come out and see me. Corn dogs on me.

ur concessions are too expensive.
i'd rather go get entertained at an amp …. the rides are better.

Also very few vegetarian options at the State Fair which is a major bummer.

Man, I don't need to eat your fried fare, that heat was enough, I feel like I'm in a Chicken Fryer today