KY Warming

Poppa_Viagra's Avatar
Last week I saw a provider who had a free sample of KY Warming, turned out to be a bad deal.
In the midst of HJ I began to think I had stuck my dick in a jar of jalapenos.
Some dribbled down on my nut sack, I thought she's pepper sprayed me.
The burning sensation abated once I got home and jumped in the shower with a jug of milk.
Later I slathered aloe sunburn gel all over the affected areas.
Just a word to the community, before anyone else learns the hard way, and that's hard not in a good way.
milfy2002's Avatar

Seriously, a GF of mine from work made this same mistake with her fuckbuddy, but they used it for intercourse!

She was literally in tears, real tears of pain and sadness.

I have literally sworn off anything except coconut oil for use on, in, or near my vagina...life is too short to have an unexpected outcome from an unknown lube!!!
milfy2002's Avatar

ooops. internet skitzed out, double post
Most of these products have oil of wintergreen in them. They set me on fire...as do the heated/warming type condoms.
Last week I saw a provider who had a free sample of KY Warming, turned out to be a bad deal.
In the midst of HJ I began to think I had stuck my dick in a jar of jalapenos.
Some dribbled down on my nut sack, I thought she's pepper sprayed me.
The burning sensation abated once I got home and jumped in the shower with a jug of milk.
Later I slathered aloe sunburn gel all over the affected areas.
Just a word to the community, before anyone else learns the hard way, and that's hard not in a good way. Originally Posted by Poppa_Viagra
LMFAO! Damn, Poppa....sorry that happened (but) Jeeez Louise, I laughed my ass off the entire way through your post. "Pepper sprayed your nut sack"!!! oh, sh*t, that's funny stuff....
  • JB91
  • 11-16-2016, 06:17 PM
Does it burn when you pee?
HobbieMan's Avatar
Heck, real Texans use Tabasco Sauce for lube! Or BBQ sauce for the country folks. Sometimes both mixed together!

Thanks for the heads up though! You might want to avoid the "cooling" ones also! They tend to burn also, just in a different way.
Bazztex's Avatar
Then a Tequlia shot BBBJ is defiantly a no go for you!
200K's Avatar
  • 200K
  • 11-19-2016, 06:26 AM
Coconut oil works great when mixing vagina and dick!
ElisabethWhispers's Avatar
Yep.

On occasion, a guy will show up with some warming lube, or worse ... those warming condoms and I have to decline. No one really likes them but on rare occasion, I'll hear of a female saying that it's great.

Don't see how anyone can stand that stuff.

And then if you get it on your mouth? UGH.

This is a really good topic.

I think that a lot of people will see warming lubes at the store and are curious. Hopefully, this will help out others in avoiding putting this type of product on your more sensitive areas.
HobbieMan's Avatar

This is a really good topic.

I think that a lot of people will see warming lubes at the store and are curious. Hopefully, this will help out others in avoiding putting this type of product on your more sensitive areas. Originally Posted by ElisabethWhispers

That got me remembering the first time I noticed one of those warming lubes. It was in the late 90s when still a young squirt and I asked the sales lady "Warming? Like how warm?"

She said, "Oh, I don't really know, I haven't tried it, but I'd guess like IcyHot if it's warming lotion. Have you ever used that?"

It went back on the shelf fast after that comment! I remember lockerroom pranks with IcyHot and everyone's jock straps! It took me a few years to try some in a self sadomasochistic moment, but at least it wasn't anywhere near the burn of liniment creams. Still, I couldn't imagine a woman using that internally!
LustyBustyGina38FF's Avatar
don't eat jalapenos on go down on any one and wash your hands before 4play
My ex and I had an awful experience with that warming Lube....set us both on fire and put us out of commission for a couple days....burned like hell! NEVER again!
My ex and I had an awful experience with that warming Lube....set us both on fire and put us out of commission for a couple days....burned like hell! NEVER again! Originally Posted by Kendall4U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWPoxC6WK7s

This describes it pretty well
micktoz's Avatar
I really enjoy Trojan Lubricants Arouses & Releases. Doesn't heat up but creates a different friction feeling.
I do also enjoy Max 4 Men Max Arousal.It has Menthol, Peppermint, niacin and other vitamins.

To each their own.
I've come across ladies who really love the sensations and some that run like crazy from them.