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Trey's Avatar
  • Trey
  • 03-04-2012, 08:46 PM
So I was thinking about getting a flesh light for some stimulation. Then I saw what this guy used, you can get live ones in China town.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khwjD...e_gdata_player
notanewbie's Avatar
it ain't easy being green.
boardman's Avatar
Have you heard what they do with cat's in China Town?
Fancyinheels's Avatar
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh no! What animals do to each other is beyond our control (somehow I don't think that was consensual), but I'd like to think that we humans are a kinder, better, MORE INTELLIGENT species. You want a live sex toy? Buy some time with ME, or one of the many ladies here on ECCIE.

You might get warts the other way.

(I am never going to Chinatown.)
cumalot's Avatar
I hate frogs, their too slimmy, and don't cum when you want them to.
pyramider's Avatar
Have you heard what they do with cat's in China Town? Originally Posted by boardman

And they are tasty, too.
Trey's Avatar
  • Trey
  • 03-07-2012, 06:11 AM
I hate cats, if I could find a place that cooked it I might give it a try.
boardman's Avatar
I hate cats, if I could find a place that cooked it I might give it a try. Originally Posted by trey
I see you are a member of the Three Sides Cat Hater Club...

No pussy for you!
Timk48's Avatar
Poor frog.

I love cats.

T
hkphooey's Avatar
I hate cats, if I could find a place that cooked it I might give it a try. Originally Posted by trey
Any local Chinese buffet will be strategically located next to a veterinarian office. I kid you not.

It's a circle of life kinda thing...ya know!?
please don't ruin my love for Chinese American buffet style cuisine.

please
notanewbie's Avatar
Daphe, you need to filet them before the postmortem rigidity comes into play. Rigamortis meat only can be stewed.
So much for cats, frogs, monkeys and such.

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