Ouch! That harsh......

I was in a pub at Tamsworth for the Beer Festival the other week, when this brutally ugly girl came up to me, squeezed me arse and said; "give me your number, Sexy"

I replied; "Have you got a pen" She smiled and said "Yes".

I replied; "Well you'd better get back to it, before the farmer notices you're missing".

Ohhhhhhhhhhh, that's mean! LOL