dick slap...

LMAO!!

I did that once. Girlfriend didn't think it was funny. (It was.)

lol...i am scared of that dude!

lol...i am scared of that dude! Originally Posted by DallasRain

Don't be scared of him, be scared of the fake dick they used to slap her.

http://www.world-sex-records.com/big...enis-human.htm

They had some insane articles on that site about prostitution till they took them down a year ago.

Who wants to cum and slap me with there cock? Any takers ? lol

Who wants to cum and slap me with there cock? Any takers ? lol Originally Posted by SexyKaylen

MMMM I have a cock I can slap ya with baby....lol

YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT FROM YOU BABY DOLL... YOUR YUMMY BIG PUSSY LIPS IN MY MOUTH...

MMMM I have a cock I can slap ya with baby....lol Originally Posted by DallasRain

From the movie Gone Girl:

Margo Dunne: [discussing what kind of wood item Nick is going to give to Amy for their 5th wedding anniversary, the "wood" anniversary] So what are you going to give her?

Nick Dunne: I don't know, there's nothing good for wood.

Margo Dunne: I know what you can do. You go home and fuck her brains out. Then you take your penis and smack her in the face with it, and you say, "There's some wood, bitch!"

From the movie Gone Girl:

Margo Dunne: [discussing what kind of wood item Nick is going to give to Amy for their 5th wedding anniversary, the "wood" anniversary] So what are you going to give her?

Nick Dunne: I don't know, there's nothing good for wood.

Margo Dunne: I know what you can do. You go home and fuck her brains out. Then you take your penis and smack her in the face with it, and you say, "There's some wood, bitch!"

Hey Kaylen...I just bought a sexy pink cock ....wanna play???

I want to just see it unless it is in you.