men are deep thinkers

What deep thinkers men are... I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.








My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said that instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she would have said 'about what'. At that point I would have to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics which would lead to other questions.















Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.















Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with the answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby; and here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case.















Time for another beer.

I can't wait to get home tonite and sit with a beer on the patio and ponder on that thought.

Love it. Will steal it!

that's pretty good midget

I used to read a lot of posts on the old ASPD site. Once in a while you would see a ros post where the provider "O'd". Now is it me or at least every other ROS now contain an instance where the provider had multiple "O"s ( 1 of mine included lmao)Now either the hobbyist has found the key to the great "O" or the provider has figured out multiple O's boosts the male ego which turns into multiple visits n multiple $$$ .. B/c lets be honest.. Isn't that what its all about?

Midget.. This is the deep thinking that happens when you trade beer fro Scotch while reading posts lol

Very coooooolllllll JustinSlayer now Party On!

Men have feelings too. For example, sometimes we feel hungry!

Men have feelings too. For example, sometimes we feel hungry! Originally Posted by Charlie Brown

But mostly, we feel horny.

If you've ever been married... That can feel like a daily kick in the nuts...