If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
What do you call an afghan virgin?
Mever bin laid on.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A lickalotopis.
What is the difference between a sin and shame?
It's a sin to stick it in and a shame to take it out.
. What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common?
They get to smell it, but they cant eat it!
What did the penis say to the condom?
- Cover me im going in!
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A. Mega-saur-ass