Having already downed a few power drinks,
she turns around, faces him,
looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere,
their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,
sitting down, naked or with clothes on . .. .
It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding... I'm in Congress too.
What state do you represent?
