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Do any other providers get a good laugh when Johns try to educate us on how we should run our business(es)?

I personally get a big howl whenever they start to compare customer service to other (legal) businesses and continue to educate us on how our business should be run more like those.

I mean, I don't know about y'all, but I'm soooooo glad we have some of these guys around to teach us the ways of this business that they have never worked from our side before!

You boys are soooooooo cute and hilarious sometimes!


:r oll1:

EFN, why are you starting another thread on this issue? You called out Pervious to the mods, saying he wasn't telling the truth. Please tell us your side of the story. Maybe it's all a simple misunderstanding. None of this is about the "johns" telling anyone how to run their business. You can run your business anyway you like. Rather, it is more about the hobbyists making an informed and educated decision before choosing a provider. Do you run references on clients before you book? Shouldn't we also be afforded information on a provider, such as menu, rates, stats, ratings and reliability?


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The shortest answer: yes.

The shorter answer: yes and no.

The short answer: yes, no, and it depends on what they're saying.

For instance!

1) "Hey, you're too good to be doing something like this baby girl."
Jenns smiles and thinks "fuck that noise. I ain't your baby girl! My worth isn't determined by who I fuck. And I like to fuck and I like to fuck strangers. AND HEY...hobby! Sorry that you have your own shame issues surrounding paying for strange, but stop throwing them in my face."

2) "You should show your face in your pictures."
Yeah. No.

3) "We should date!"
That ranges from hella creepy to super sweet.

4) "Hey, you should buy some new linens because I think your last client left a skid-mark on this duvet."
I've never been told that, but I'd be horrified and throw his money back at him and hide in a hole.

5) "The picture from 1994 of you dressed as a flower girl that's sitting on your night stand is really throwing off my boner."
Oh...I should probably take that down.

6) "You should really do butt stuff."
No.

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Sure, we can present ourselves in any way we want, which sometimes falls flat...the "classy, educated" girls who can't put together a sentence and who put-up showcase pics of "hide this bottle of Diet Dr. Pepper in my holes," for instance. And yes, we shouldn't put up with bullshit just because we want to please every client. THAT being said, it's shooting yourself in the foot to ignore all input from clients. If five guys in two weeks say "can we turn up a few lights" I'll think "ah fuck, I need to spend time figuring out better lighting." Or "you know, DebbieButtStuff has this great thing at her incall where she spit shines your shoes while you're recovering from your O" I'd think "hell, I need to up my game and my full hospitality package!" If I decide to run my providing as a business (and not just a when I get randy I post an ad) I would be dumb to think that having some business sense wouldn't help me out in the long run -- more clients, better regulars, better reviews, less stress, etc. And listening to feedback from clients with an open mind is pretty basic business sense.

And yes, we shouldn't put up with bullshit just because we want to please every client. THAT being said, it's shooting yourself in the foot to ignore all input from clients. If five guys in two weeks say "can we turn up a few lights" I'll think "ah fuck, I need to spend time figuring out better lighting." Or "you know, DebbieButtStuff has this great thing at her incall where she spit shines your shoes while you're recovering from your O" I'd think "hell, I need to up my game and my full hospitality package!" If I decide to run my providing as a business (and not just a when I get randy I post an ad) I would be dumb to think that having some business sense wouldn't help me out in the long run -- more clients, better regulars, better reviews, less stress, etc. And listening to feedback from clients with an open mind is pretty basic business sense. Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Ditto!
If you're hearing a request from one fella, you should keep it in mind for the current or next session (depending on the timing of said request, before or after a session). If you hear the same thing from multiple fellas; "She's always running 30 minutes late", "her incall smells like cat pee", "she cut our session by 15 minutes because she had to be somewhere", "doesn't respond to texts the same day of appointment", generally speaking, the things that are in your control, then I think it's time to raise your game or take a break, and walk away for awhile.

It just makes good business sense to listen to feedback from your client base. They are only just suggestions.... Take them or leave them. The market will dictate what they will an will not accept.

EFN.. Less typing.. More sucking... Bet u no one will complain about customer service then��

Do any other providers get a good laugh when Johns try to educate us on how we should run our business(es)?

"JOHNS"....Does this scream as loudly to anyone else as it does to me?

I personally get a big howl whenever they start to compare customer service to other (legal) businesses and continue to educate us on how our business should be run more like those.

According to you, you are the self appointed flag carrier of the movement to legalize Hoogarism. You shouldn't be howling, you should be embracing. Or do you just jump to the other side when it fits your current agenda?

I mean, I don't know about y'all, but I'm soooooo glad we have some of these guys around to teach us the ways of this business that they have never worked from our side before!

Come on...no one is TELLING you...the consumers of the product (CUSTOMERS) are SUGGESTING you change your business model. {{{Spare evreryone the "business is great" statement...we hear it constantly & can say it by memory}}}....Some hoogars listen...some don't...but its always a choice how you run your individual franchise. Either by trying to meet customer expectations, or condescending to any and all potential customers. Its always a choice.

You boys are soooooooo cute and hilarious sometimes!


:r oll1: Originally Posted by Electricfeelnow

Fun Times, eh?

EFN.. Less typing.. More sucking... Bet u no one will complain about customer service then�� Originally Posted by Eryn

I'm really starting to wonder why I haven't met you...

It's a basic service business model. You provide a service. Customers are interested in said service and enquire. This is where the term customer service comes into play. If a patron has a good experience it is due to a combination of the product and customer service. If one or both is lacking the business model will not work. Do what you say you are going to do and do it with an engaging enthusiastic deminor and everyone is happy. ...... Or less typie more sucky as Eryn pointed out.

SL you haven't met Eryn..... Goodness man. What are you waiting for? You won't be able to walk down the stairs to get to your car... IJS

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One compound word of advice, SL-spell-check!

SL.. I always just figured it was because I was too old... And not a spinner... Or a virgin ;-)

SL.. I always just figured it was because I was too old... And not a spinner... Or a virgin ;-) Originally Posted by Eryn

I know hot when I see it! IJS

One compound word of advice, SL-spell-check! Originally Posted by JennsLolli

Huh? Let me have it... what did I screw up?

SL.. I always just figured it was because I was too old... And not a spinner... Or a virgin ;-) Originally Posted by Eryn

You're NOT a Virgin????

How many of you other Hoogars are not virgins?

I be bein' lied to...