with the ...holeedays fast ...approachin ...why not show the world what true upset spirit is
...fer the very ...magical ...time of the year ...when jimmie jesus were ...launched ...from the blessed funnel ...let us ...bask ...in the warm glow of each other with a ...secret santa exchange
...what jimmie or funnel wouldnt ...want ...a bag of donuts from fat paulie ...spent casings from boneys mighty 45 acp ...a worn out keyboard from osd ...a plastic man voodoo doll from greenie ...the keys ta kaylas trayla ...a bag of frozen shrimp from an exxpert ...or especially one of ol marys used maxi pads
...so lets make this happen ...lets make it a ...holeeday to remember and put some ...cheer ...into each others ...pockets