Dirty talking

So I'm pretty bored and I had a funny question for y'all. What's been the funniest or most awkward thing you've ever said or heard during a dirty talking session. Something that made you chuckle or laugh, or you had to take a second to think about what you just heard or said. I'm curious to know.

Man I have said some crazy shit....most of the time it just comes out...I once told a lady to fuck this big black buck..she said I dont fuck deer....