CHEAP THRILLS!

Ok, we all have them. Something we do for ourselves, whether it's sticking your cold toes under the dog, or some aroma therapy, expensive coffee, mulching a hookers garden...

Me, when I'm in the shower I like to put one foot up with my knee out and hit the back of my nutsack with the shower massage...ooooooooooooooooo... .

Next!

cat videos on the internet.

I like to walk bare foot on bubble wrap.. LOL..
So much fun!!!

Oh yea.. and I also like to make the young kid at subway blush when I tell him how I like my sammich

mulching a hooker's garden.... Originally Posted by phildo

May be the line of the year Phildo!!!!

I used to have a cat that licked my nuts.
I miss that cat...

Some advice: don't use catnip to try to train yours to do it.

I used to have a cat that licked my nuts.
I miss that cat...

Some advice: don't use catnip to try to train yours to do it. Originally Posted by Prolongus

Now that may be the line of the year!

As youths, my horny buddies and I gangbanged a warm watermelon. It happened to be red meated. We were NYA. I've since learned that yellow is sweeter. BTW, melons are also good for spiking with liquor, but I suggest you use a virgin melon.

I like to nap........................... while dreaming of mulching a hooker's garden with a cat clinging to my thigh licking my balls.

I am simple I wrap myself on bubble wrap and pose as a subway sandwich maker.

I pretend I'm squirting mayo all over Melanie's awesome baby.

I pretend I'm squirting mayo all over Melanie's awesome baby. Originally Posted by corona

well fuck. I MEANT "BODY". Too late to edit.

I thought maybe that was pet name for her ass, or her sammich. Your secret is safe with us.

Mine involves peanut butter and a bobcat

Mine involves peanut butter and a bobcat Originally Posted by RAMP

Go on......

well fuck. I MEANT "BODY". Too late to edit. Originally Posted by corona

LMAO.. Yea.. I was a bit confused.