How would they spin a BP ad based on Mother's day?

Because you know, as you scroll through BP you read the super dumb titles, the one's advertising based on the current day ("hump day special", "sizzling fridays"). Some of them play off the current holiday like "president's day special" or "it's labor day, let me make your laboring worth your while" and so forth.

So this weekend is Mother's Day.

How can you spin an ad off of that and how would it make sense?

The provider is a mother so she's asking you for a present? No. She's offering services.

How does one spin an ad off of Mother's Day?

I can only wonder.
ThatManFromTexas's Avatar
BP Ad Headlines On Mothers day:

Discount for Diaper Fetishes

Spankings Just Like Moms'

You Never Come to See Me Any More ...

InCall Only (Don't Make Me Come Out There...)

MotherF*%kers ... You've been called one all your life...today you can be one
I'm tempted to go over to BP and see what actually got posted. But for sure you know there will be a lot of MILF ads.
pyramider's Avatar
Momma needs a pearl necklace.
BP Ad Headlines On Mothers day:

MotherF*%kers ... You've been called one all your life...today you can be one Originally Posted by ThatManFromTexas
I don't think that can be beat!

but i'll try..

Cum fuck your best friend's Hot Mom, it's Mother's Day

Brooke Wilde's Avatar
Momma needs a pearl necklace. Originally Posted by pyramider
TFF
Eileenlovera's Avatar
RLMAO!