Lipstick

Ok I have to say lol go ahead lol. But seriously i was worried. I ummm wow well I had lipstick on my BUT today as I was going into my office to work. Yea Yea pervs no i didnt get it from a female or male lol ok. I lol kinda sat somewhere and yea i got it on me. Now the reason for this post is not for you ll to fall over lol at me. Its just to let you know if this happens to you. Shower soap n water isn't going to get it off. It takes a Best Friend who will not judge you, or ask you how it got there and alcohol wipes to get if off. See this was an educational post. Love ya all
Dezire

It's your story about how that lipstick got on your butt! Tell it how you want! 'Course, if I'd been around & had the chance to help a pretty lady in distress...

it would take a very special friend.
since, the lipstick is on the inside of my underwear

I so almost just now fell over in my chair. What a thrill. What a laugh. If we ONLY knew Dezire. Plus, you know me, I can accommodate. I have been known to handle business in that region and area and handle it well.
Coachpaul

Desire,

There are many friends on this board who would have been glad to help you out. I'm over here with my hand raised high, jumping up and down yelling me me me me me!

I just read the thread again and almost lost some Folger's Breakfast Blend through the nostrils.
This is going to sound weird, but if I had a chance to put lipstick on your ass, cumming from my lips, I would do it, I would so do it just to be near that amazing ass of yours.
Coachpaul

This why I love our board! DEZIRE can I put it back on your ass....maybe some on those pretty lips from my pretty lips.. then we can let someone else take it off.... I would love to apply it to get a sweet taste! Mr. Rogers, knotty man, Coach Pau,Nephilim6mg.... With our cuffs and locks..... can I just mention that I am wet!

Thanks Randi, so now we have 2 issues (not problems)
Lipstick on Dezire's mighty fine ass and moisture on your mighty fine lips.
I do know some things about plumbing and your moisture issue I can fix.
Coachpaul

Baby i know a bit about plumbing too... I know how to clear yours out. ....it's going to pop all over my titties!

Yep! Proof positive that I need to get back so Randi can clean my pipes! 'Course, it's been a while so if she needs help...

Lmao I swear The story is true lol. And Yes Coach if People "only knew" how kind innocent the lipstick part was lol. But im still smiling about it. Knotty I was wearing a thong not Unders lol Yes Coach you do cover some awesome region covering lol. Mr I am about to shower wanna help me wash ? More than your hand will be raised.
Dear Lord forgive me I was innocent before I met these group of guys lmao

Innocence is just the state of being before you find out how much fun activities are. Aren't you glad you aren't innocent anymore?

Randi, there is no doubt that I will call on your plumbing skills because, when this plumber has a pipe that needs clearing, who does this plumber call on? That would be you. S P L A S H ! All over your titties, chin, cheek, maybe a little bit in your hair.
I love that everyone has their own thoughts of the lipstick, how it got there and how to take it off of your delectable assets. Quite honestly, I think a tounge and lip solution might work great. And . . . . . .
Lord I apologize for breaking the innocence of so many here and bless the Pigmies in New Guinea, Amen.
Coachpaul

Squish squish..... squirt squirt. ...

Randi , let me check your plumbing. You know I am a master! Then you can work on mine since I happen to know your qualified... don't forget about tonight my dear....