Reluctant Wife (aren't they all)

There was this guy whose fiancé refused to have sex until they got married. Finally their wedding night came. She was definitely still a virgin, but when the time came she turned into a sex machine. They both had wild sex to completion multiple times. The one thing she refused to do was a bj. she said that it would make her feel dirty and she felt that he would lose respect for her. Every year on their anniversary, he would request, even beg for, a bj. The answer was always the same. "I would feel so dirty and you wouldn't respect me." Finally, on their 50th anniversary she succumbed. "After all these years with all the love and care you've given me, I feel I could be comfortable giving you a bj and I know you could never lose respect for me." They started their love making ritual. When she got to the bj, she was excellent. He was really enjoying his first bj since before they started dating, 50 some odd years ago, when the phone rang. Like an idiot, he answered. Then handed her the phone saying "It's for you, cock sucker!"