A blonde from Arkansas is going on her first overseas trip. She drives all the way into Little Rock to apply for a passport.
In the passport office, the government official sees that she is visibly puzzled filling-in her passport application.
He looks over her shoulder and sees her trying to write 'twice a week' into the small space labeled 'SEX'.
The official explains:
"No, no, no. That is not what we mean by this question. We are asking 'Male' or 'Female'."
"Doesn't matter," the blonde answers.