What Christmas Songs are You Spinning Today?

I'm awake at 3:26 a.m. waiting on Santa. Fat Son of a Bitch hasn't showed up yet. I put milk and cookies out 3 hours ago, the milk is sour, and the cookies are cold and hard. Oh well, at least Donner, Blitzen and the rest aren't shitting on my roof.

While I wait, I'm spinning these....

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=riG85oA6Wy4

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YgJtnEEJf8I

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QxHkLdQy5f0

It not Christmas for me until I hear this

https://youtu.be/fPPCPqDINEk

https://youtu.be/7doBMyEH_Ug

I want a Mistress for Christmas by AC/DC...duh?

Christmas with the Devil by Spinal Tap!

The elves are dressed in leather and the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid and the stockings are in flames
(It's Christmas with the Devil)
There's a demon in my belly and a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWKN-EYFxbs

Christmas with the Devil by Spinal Tap!

The elves are dressed in leather and the angels are in chains
(Christmas with the Devil)
The sugar plums are rancid and the stockings are in flames
(It's Christmas with the Devil)
There's a demon in my belly and a gremlin in my brain
There's someone up the chimney hole
And Satan is his name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWKN-EYFxbs Originally Posted by Iron Chef

My boy the Iron Chef knocks it out of the park. Thanks for not posting any of that stale feel good boring shit. Yeah their I said it, and YOU know who YOU are.

Back in the day, it wasn't Christmas until KVIL put this song into its rotation. My Christmas was initiated and completed in three minutes and 47 seconds two days ago, when she danced with me to this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwkVi35mLHo


I've heard this song covered by Lee Ann Rimes and Kelly Clarkson. Neither holds a candle to this; Lisa Layne just owns it. It's in my top five of all-time favorite songs. Merry Christmas.

Reel Big Fish - ‘Skank For Christmas’ Live

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=51SCryG9fis

Skank for Christmas / Lyrics:

I don't wanna go riding in a one horse sleigh
I don't care about a Winter Wonderland anyway
I don't wanna build a man out of ice and snow
I don't wanna kiss a girl under a mistletoe
I don't care if there's presents underneath the tree
Well there's just one thing I need

I just wanna, I just wanna, I just wanna,
I just wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas

I don't wanna eat sugar puffs or candy canes,
I don't wanna go wassailing, whatever that means
I don't care about a white bearded man in red
I don't care about elves or Reindeer-pulled Sled
I don't care if Rudolph's nose is shining bright
There's only one thing I need tonight

I just wanna, I really, really wanna, I just wanna,
I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas

I don't wanna roast chestnuts on an open flame
Silver dolls and tinsel won't make my day
I didn't hang up my stockings above the fireplace,
But I got my dancing shoes on and I'm running in place
Maybe it's cold outside but don't worry,
Once we start dancing we'll be warm in a hurry, Let's go!
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Dunder, Blitzen
You can turn 'em all into medicine
Tales like this sing into medicine.
I don't care about coal in my stockings
Sugar-Plum Fairies are Jingle Bell Rocking
Maybe I can use a little Ho Ho Ho
But we'll just see how it goes

I just wanna skank,
I just wanna skank, (oh babe)
I just wanna skank,
I just wanna skank, (oh babe)
That's all I want, That's all I need
I just wanna skank.
I just wanna, I just wanna, I really, really wanna,
I really, really wanna, I just wanna skank, for Christmas
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna skank! For Christmas
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna, (HEY HO)
I just wanna skank! For Christmas

And there's nobody
I'd rather be skanking with, than you

Source: LyricFind
Songwriters: Aaron Asher Barrett
Skank for Christmas lyrics © Songtrust Ave


Bob Dylan - Must Be Santa
Nuclear Polka at it’s finest
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a8qE6WQmNus

Bruce Springsteen - Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iSgEDKjmT5o

Chung, I had no idea the Monkees could harmonize like that! That was cool and lovely...Thanks

Merry Christmas everyone, life is just better with good music!!!

My favs…

https://youtu.be/grIaQ6iQB-M

https://youtu.be/1DTwLqR071M

Jbb

Brian Setzer Orchestra - Christmas Extravaganza

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MgIwLeASnkw

Excellent, mostly offbeat choices Guys and Gals, that display the proper irreverance for a Site like this one.

I have another I like, great harmony, ebullient, but very Square.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4KnZ3VWRog

But one female group Member had BALLS, when the group performed in front of Nixon at the White House. She boldly asked him to stop the war.

https://retronewser.com/2022/01/28/r...e-performance/

Nixon was unphased, and found it somewhat humorous, as documented in a call to a Sycophantic John Connally.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AS1_JGX3jVY

Yes Kylie, I will happily slide down your chimney and trim your Christmas tree