Do You Mind the Lies?

"Ooohhhhh baby! You're sooooo big!" [Um....No, I'm not].
"You make me sooooo hot baby!" [Really? So why did it take until 5 minutes 'til the 60 minute session for you to realize that?]
"I'm cumming!!!" [Wow...What a coincidence.....right at the 57 minute mark!]

Do obvious tales make you ready for the session to be over or is it all part of the game? The scene? The fantasy?

Do you find obvious falsehoods acceptable and an expected part of the transaction or is a turnoff?

Since both parties in the room know what's expected is there a happy medium or do we all just take it for what it is?
Iaintliein's Avatar
It's a take it for what it's worth thing. Some guys specifically want and or ask for it, so, without telling the lady it's not necessary (or a buzz kill), she simply plays the odds. I mean, it's entertainment first and foremost, it's a combination of theater in the round and a contact sport.

Just smile and be thankful she isn't pointing and giggling (too much at least).
I prefer to be lied to, but some are better at it than others.

"come for me baby", pretty much assures I won't any time soon
Sleepy363's Avatar
If she's a bad actress, it's a turn off.

If she's a good actress, or isn't acting at all, then it's a turn on.
Waldo P. Emerson-Jones's Avatar
Over-the-top lies and bad acting are annoying no matter what the reason for it. Otherwise, I usually appreciate the effort as long as I take it as she's trying to please me. Like monkmonk, if I perceive it as trying to rush me, then not enjoyable.
elgato111's Avatar
This is entertainment and if she is a good actress when she is with me then of course there will be an encore. But if she tells me I am the best she has ever had and the biggest she has ever had(not even close) then unfortunately I'm done.
Guest091314's Avatar
I dont bother with the BS lies, I tell you what I like about YOU. I communicate what is happening and if it feels great then I will let you know but if there is nothing then I am not going to lie there like a dead fish LOL!
Hahahahaha! Well, would you prefer a blow up doll experience instead?
yaddayadda's Avatar
Shayla. the birth of a new acronym BUD experience...funny.
Guest091314's Avatar
now that is funny!
gptxman's Avatar
I dont bother with the BS lies, I tell you what I like about YOU. I communicate what is happening and if it feels great then I will let you know but if there is nothing then I am not going to lie there like a dead fish LOL! Originally Posted by Alecia
DAMN!!! I guess that's why the women always look dead until I get off them. LOL....
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  • 08-30-2011, 04:46 PM
OTOH, she could tell you that you have a small dick, that you're horrible at DATY, that your breath smells like those onion rings you had at lunch, and that she can't wait until you leave so that she can wash your ass-stink off of her body.

I for one would prefer the "lie," or "illusion," call it what you will.
So what would have her say instead.
Her body actions will dictate whether or not she is being real or acting.
Pistolero's Avatar
Her body actions will dictate whether or not she is being real or acting. Originally Posted by Thatdude
This is usually true. But, try this sometime.

Let things get rolling very good and be pumping away. Listen to all of her sounds of enjoyment. Then : STOP ! Don't move. If they are acting, they do not have time to realize you have stopped until you have started laughing. The moaning and yelling keep going with no movement going.

I have had some I knew were faking, cause they were bad at it. This procedure is one you can get laughs and enjoyment out of and memories too. The expression on their face can be priceless.

And if the moans and yelling keep going while you have to hold on to stay on, you have a winner.