'Twas the Night Before...

I'm in place filled with boredom. Enjoy or don't... either way it was fun to think it up;

'Twas the Night Before Christmas

By Afriendfromthenorth1

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even Amber and Tori with their mouths,

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St. Nicholas and his large member soon would be there;

The girls were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of a Loki Free site danced in their heads;

And a sexy duo in there lingerie, and I in my cap,
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap,

When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from the bed to see what was the matter.

Away to the window I flew like a flash,
Tore open the shutters and spanked a blonde on the ass.
The moons and the breasts of the shimmied as she began to blow
Gave the lustre of the beautiful lips just below,

When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
But Kayla Ryder and eight tiny toys for her front and rear,
She was an aggressive little driver, so lively and quick,
I knew in a moment it must be Ellie and Nick.

More rapid than eagles they coursers they came,
And he whistled, and shouted, and called them by name;
"Now, AMBER! now, TORI! now, ELLIE and NICKI!
On, ROSE! on TIA! on, EVE and FAITH!

To the top of the bed! Make me climb the walls!
Now harder! Harder and faster! Harder and faster away all!"

As the winds that before the wild hurricane fly,
When they meet with an obstacle, mount to the sky,

So up to the house-top of my member they flew,
With the hands and mouths full of tongues and toys, along with Sara of Albany too.

And then, in a twinkling, I heard on the wall
The prancing and pawing of each step as it tapped on the floor.
As I drew in my hand, and was turning around,
Down the bed it was Isla and she came with a bound.
She was not dressed at all, from her head to her foot,
And her and beautiful breasts swayed back and forth while I tickled her ass with my foot;

We played with her bundle of toys as she laid on her back,
And she looked hotter and hotter while she reached for my sack.
Her eyes -- how they twinkled! her ass dimples how merry!
Her cheeks were like roses, her nose like a cherry!
Her pretty little mouth was wrapped around my manhood up like a bow,
And her pretty little patch was glistening and moist while a rubbed it so;

The stump of my pipe she held tight in her mouth,
As she bobbed and circled the head like a wreath;
Her face had a smile and her nipples erect as they bounced off my round belly,
That shook and swayed, as she got closer to earning my jelly.

She was slim and right, with curves in the right place all over herself.
And I smiled when I saw her at work, for I didn’t even need to play with myself;

A wink of her eye and a twist of her head,
She swirled her tongue which let me know I had nothing to dread;
She spoke not a word, but went straight to her work,
And filled all her holes; as she continued to jerk,
And laying her finger aside of her button,
And giving a nod, a little moan and a smile we both released just like it was nothing;

She sprang to her sleigh, and gave the other girls a whistle,
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.
But I heard her exclaim, as she flew out of sight,

Oh My God I’m cumming…
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!

ya done ripped ...off an old ...plastic man ...post

...haves ya no shame?

Nice job North. Very entertaining and creative

You forgot to mention the rate and that it was worth every penny.

I have lost all of my shame and it's really not a copy because there are no cucks and jimmy references.

ya done ripped ...off an old ...plastic man ...post

...haves ya no shame? Originally Posted by Plastic Man

Havent seen it. Repost?

this ...beloved board has ...gotten ...sick

twas the night before jimmie jesus birthday
...when all through the shithouse
...not a jimmie was stirring except ol mary forcing an oriental to comply
...the rubbers were hung by the crapper with care
...in hopes plastic man soon would be there

...the jimmies were snuggled all warm in their beds
...while visions of pt riddled snatch danced in their heads
...when out in the alley there arose such a clatter
...the jimmies sprang from their beds to see what the fuck was the matter
...away to the window they flew like a flash

...the moon on the tits of the new fallen snow
...made shit look like it was daytime below
...when what to jimmie eyes should appear
...but mouncers bimmer with eight tiny hos
...the jimmies knew in a moment it must be jolly plastic man!

...and he whistled and shouted and called them hos by name
...now sab now chloe now trisha and lee
...climb onto frankie onto deedee onto aj and big ol lexxxy
...now lick away lick away lick away all

...then the jimmies did hear on the roof
...the pissing and moaning of each little funnel
...down the shitters chimney plastic man came with a bound
...he was dressed all in pimp fur from his head to his foot
...a bundle of looted junk from ferguson was flung on his back
...he said fuck you all then went straight to his work

...there were gifts for the jimmies and given with love
...a treadmill for fat paulie
...a new walker for buffalo mummy
...a bottle of schnapps for jimmy cap the ol rummy

...boney got shells for his 45 acp
...jj a bucket of kfc
...and a retards crash helmet for osd

...for brave rodeo burger a medal that read
..."thanks fer yer service while layin in bed"
...then a book for greenpeace on how to wish people dead

... there was a fresh bag of dingle berries for goat
...and for dovlin a signed photo of obama that said "hi doof i done fucked yo mama"
...finally the mods all got coal to shove up their asses

...plastic man finished his work then turned with a jerk
...and cupping a hand around his sack up the chimney he rose
...he sprung to his sleigh and bitch slapped his hos
...away they all flew like shit through a goose
...the jimmies heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight

...happy jesus to all and to all a gold dildo up the jimmie hole tonight! Originally Posted by Plastic Man

Oh no I'm doomed…
HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT! Originally Posted by afriendfromthenorth1

this ...beloved board has ...gotten ...sick twas the night before jimmie jesus birthday
...when all through the shithouse
...not a jimmie was stirring except ol mary forcing an oriental to comply
...the rubbers were hung by the crapper with care
...in hopes plastic man soon would be there

...

...happy jesus to all and to all a gold dildo up the jimmie hole tonight! Originally Posted by Plastic Man

Looks like you and North are Soulmates.

Looks like you and North are Soulmates. Originally Posted by Inversion

Again, no mention of "Jimmies" or "Cucks"...

Not quite on Soulmates.

https://youtu.be/wUZxSf_P2r0

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I like them both

I like them both Originally Posted by lilylivered

Cool, you three can have a happy threesome for Christmas.

Very cute 😘

Very nice AFFN...

That was good

Awesome

cuck plagiarizes ...plastic man ...an the rests ...a ya sheep cucks congratulates em?

...plastic man ...literally builts this beloved ...board with his own two ...balls an this is hows ya acts?