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All drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name.
Example, the trade name is Tylenol and its generic name is Acetaminophen… Aleve is also called Naproxen.
Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin.
Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer..
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names
of ‘cocktails’, ‘highballs’ and just a good old-fashioned ‘stiff drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research.
This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. Originally Posted by Scruffy55

I'm sure someone will think of something







Good one Scruffy






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Finally got under Sweet n Little again! Don't think she will be needing any medicines to keep her aroused when she gets elderly. Finding a man who can keep up with her will be the problem! There may be a long line of walkers and wheelchairs outside her door in the nursing home!

she is gonna have to keep a gurney and a few body bags handy, as well!

Least the old farts will go out with a smile!!

Nah, SNL will have a stable of young male nurses to tend to her needs.