Larry came home really, really late one night.
Linda, his wife, says, "Where the hell have you been?"
Larry replies, "I was out getting a tattoo!"
"A tattoo"? she frowned. "What kind of tattoo did you get?"
"I got a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis" he said proudly.
"What the hell were you thinking"? she said, shaking her head in disgust.
"Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis?"
"Well, one, I like to watch my money grow. Two, once in a while I like to
play with my money. Three, I like how money feels in my hand. And, lastly,
instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow
a hundred bucks anytime you want."
Larry is in the Hospital, room 233.