Hey you guyyyys Moved from welcome section

Been posting reviews and commenting for a coupla months now, but I wanted to say hey in a more proper manner. I hope that you guys have enjoyed my verbose provider reviews, especially my self-deprecatory humor and tendency to find myself in absurd situations relating to the hobby. I appreciate the concern that some of you expressed in a recent thread in the Alerts section, but don't worry, I'm safe nearly all of the time. Don't cry for me, Eccientina!

Well Paul, that device would certainly save wear and tear on the ole rotator cuff..........

Pretty sure I could sell millions of 'em if I weren't so lazy.....