Joel Osteen? REALLY?

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I think this is one of the real assholes in America today.

Doubling down on assholiness, in fact.

Did any of you fucking idiots send him your money?
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  • WTF
  • 09-05-2017, 07:50 AM
He is the Trump of Evangelical Christianity...


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He's a fucking thief and a snake oil salesman.
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And Houstonians bleed.
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  • WTF
  • 09-05-2017, 03:22 PM
He's a fucking thief and a snake oil salesman. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
His wife is the hand up his puppet ass...she be the real evil one.
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Tyler Perry the transwhatever sent him a lot of money.
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Tyler Perry the transwhatever sent him a lot of money. Originally Posted by Trumpy Cat!
Fetch me a drink, boy! And welcome to ECCIE!

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I think this is one of the real assholes in America today.

Doubling down on assholiness, in fact.

Did any of you fucking idiots send him your money? Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
He is a 21st century Elmer Gantry.

I can tell you this. His old man, John Osteen, must be rolling over in his grave. Ole John was a "fire and brimstone" tongue talking Pentecostalist who catered to the lower income crowd out in north east Houston. The house was always packed, and the offering plates full.

When he died, I suspect the accountants of the Osteen Empire got Joel aside and convinced him he needed s new business plan to reach the pocketbooks of a more diverse crowd.

He responded with this "everybody just be good little lambs and everything will be OK" pablum that certainly brings in the bucks.

He would have made a great used car salesman.
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He's fucking evil.
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He's fucking evil. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
Kettle, there is a call for you on line 2, I believe its pot, and he's calling to tell you something about being black....
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  • 09-06-2017, 07:44 PM
He is a 21st century Elmer Gantry.

I can tell you this. His old man, John Osteen, must be rolling over in his grave. Ole John was a "fire and brimstone" tongue talking Pentecostalist who catered to the lower income crowd out in north east Houston. The house was always packed, and the offering plates full.

When he died, I suspect the accountants of the Osteen Empire got Joel aside and convinced him he needed s new business plan to reach the pocketbooks of a more diverse crowd.

He responded with this "everybody just be good little lambs and everything will be OK" pablum that certainly brings in the bucks.

He would have made a great used car salesman. Originally Posted by Jackie S
Sad but true.
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He's a fucking thief and a snake oil salesman. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider
you mean a rabbi? what's the difference?

bahhahaaaaa
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Wolf in sheeps clothing!
I can't stand him or any of those self righteous assholes