dirty joke of the day.....

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."



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Love it! Cute!

So cute!!

a mother goes in her young sons room to clean,as she is cleaning she finds a hardcore b.d.s.m. porno mag, mom waits for dad to get home, dad gets home and mom tells him what she had found,she says to dad "what do u think we should do about this?'.. dad replies "well a spanking is out of the question"....

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A guy walks into a whorehouse, goes up to the first girl, whips it out and she sees the word "Shorty" tattooed on his dick. She starts laughing hysterically at him. He goes up to the next girl, whips out his dick and she doubles over laughing when she sees the tattoo. He tries three more girls and the same thing happens, they see "Shorty" tattooed on his dick and fall down on the floor laughing at him.

Finally, the last whore in the place takes pity on the poor guy and she leads him upstairs.

Two hours later she comes back down looking like a train wreck. Her hair is all over the place, makeup smeared everywhere and she's covered in sweat.

"What the hell happened to you, Trixie?" one of the whores asks as the others gather around.

"You remember the guy with 'Shorty' tattooed on his dick?" The girls all nod and laugh. "Well, it actually said Welcome To Shorty's Bar And Grill Albuquerque, New Mexico."

a man walks into a bar ...rapes an albino dwarf on ...a pool table ...then leaves

...bawhahahahaha!

A friend asks me what my favorite sex position was. I said "the rodeo". Whats that? he asked. Well, the other night, I'm having sex with my wife. Were doing it doggie and once I got her really into it, I bent over and whispered into her ear...This is your sisters favorite position too! Then you try and hang on for eight seconds!!!!

Great thread!!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

"Ack ack gag gag"

What is the difference between Plastic Man and a Freezer. The freezer doesn't fart when his boyfriend pulls the meat out.

A little boy walks into a whore house with a $100 bill and a dead frog. He goes to the pimp and asks for the ho with the most venerial diseases. The pimp is surprised but gives the boy his ho. After the boy does his deed, the pimp asks why he wanted the ho with all the venerial diseases. The boy answers: When I go home, I will get a babysitter while my parents go out to eat and Iíll fuck her. When my parents get home, my dad will drive the sitter home and screw her in the car. Tonight, my parents will fuck. Tomorrow, after my dad leaves for work, my mom will do the mailman, AND THAT THE SON Of A BITCH WHO RAN OVER MY FROG!!!!!

Plasstic man goes on a date....sorry, this isn't fantasy!

How do you get Plasstic Man and his 3 buttys on a barstool?
Turn it over

A pedophile and a child walk into the woods. The little boy says 'hey mister, these woods are scary' The pedophile says "You're scared? I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's grosser than gross?

When you're banging a pregnant chick and the fetus starts giving you head!