I'm not as active as I used to be, but ...

Ladies and gents, your old pal just doesn't quite have the, er, vigor he once did. And therefore I don't hobby as much as I used to. However, one organ that hasn't stopped reacting to this site is my brain... yes, I get a cranial BONER from time to time.

And, yes, from time to time it REALLY HURTS!

I'm writing today not to discuss some stupid behavior on behalf of the brotherhood or sisterhood; or, god forbid any relevant topic that might require some of us to read the newspaper or watch the news.

NOOOO.

I'm here because I'm in the middle of one of my Private Access lapses. That means I haven't seen a lady I can review in a while -- health reasons (we'll leave it at that) -- and my BCD status has lapsed.

So what do I do? I check BP and Eros.

I gotta tell you, the more things change, the more they stay the same!

You can't get through BP without being bombarded by ads from Madamoiselle Green Glove. How in the world does one girl get away with posting so many ads every day? There are others on BP who overpost, but this kid takes the proverbial cake!

Anybody out there actually dropped some coin with this gal? If you look at any other sites you know of whom I speak! She posts a minimum of four times a day and doesn't change her story.

Nothing personal against her. I decided I'd leave her to her devices years ago when she upsold me through the roof. YEARS AGO.

But what's up with that? Am I nuts or are we supposed to have some way to shut off that spigot of shameless self-promotion cum ripoff artistry.

Here are the ads she posted just today! WOW!

http://austin.backpage.com/BodyRubs/..._-best/2591845

http://austin.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...skills/3478592

http://austin.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...-twist/2274770

http://austin.backpage.com/BodyRubs/...t-gets/1825182

THAT'S FOUR ADS TODAY AND IT'S BARELY SUNDOWN!

WTF?

PS -- OH YEAH -- She posts under ESCORTS too!

WTF?

She looks great so I have done searches on her several times always hoping she is the real deal. Bottom line is, she'll tease but never please. Save your money and go to a girl who will provide you with what you seek.

I'm here because I'm in the middle of one of my Private Access lapses. That means I haven't seen a lady I can review in a while -- health reasons (we'll leave it at that) -- and my BCD status has lapsed.

So what do I do? I check BP and Eros. Originally Posted by Yssup Rider

If I was in this situation, instead of relying (wishing for the best?) on BP or Eros, I'd check out the recent reviews here from hobbyists who have similar tastes in ladies as I do, and go with one of them... seems like much better odds that the BP/Eros crapshoot...

or, you can just stay annoyed and never pass an opportunity to call bullshit on the ripoff queens.

she used to post on CL a lot. never been there..but i would love to fuck the shit out of her. im afraid i would just leave wanting more, so why bother

Her ad reads ★ BEST BUSTY CAUCASIAN MASSAGE ★

Pretty obvious she's white so what is her point? Maybe I'm over-thinking this but reading that made stop and think WTF.

wasn't always busty. pretty sure she was always caucasian though.