At the end of the day, nothing says sexy like discharge from a breast.
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Boob slippers
You’ll look like a creepy old pervert, but your feet will be warm.
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Boob television remote
A boob remote for the boob tube. Naturally.
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Boob mousebad
Whatever. I don’t believe you bought this to prevent wrist fatigue.
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A boob mouse
Ladies, if your breasts look like that, seek medical help at once.
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Can’t sleep? How ’bout a boob eye mask to block out the light?
Be warned, though: you will probably be mocked, punched, and/or beaten to death while you sleep.
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Stressed out? Try a vibrating boob massager.
Yeah. I’m so sure people will be using it on their “hands.”
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Illuminate the night with boob lights.
Looks more like an ass with boils on it, but hey. You can’t have everything.
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Boob salt and pepper shakers
Perfect for Thanksgiving and other family meals!
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Golf club head covers
Sure to be a HUGE hit at your conservative country club.
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Beer can covers
Show off your lingering mommy issues while getting drunk with your buddies.
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Boob beanbag chair
That “nipple” is the stuff nightmares are made of.
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A boob bong
Just remember to hide it when your grandmother comes over, k?
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Boob milk dispensers
Mmm. Start your morning off right with breast milk in your coffee.
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Boob radio
Remember “tune in Tokyo?” Yeah. Now you can.
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Boob hot water bottles
One word: WHY?
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Pasta boobs
Giada de Laurentiis, eat your heart out.
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Boob scarf
Adored by Asian women everywhere.
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Boob bank
Can’t get your married boyfriend to pay for your boob job? Save up for your new breasts with this boob bank.
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Boob rocket
It’s a stress thing. You’re supposed to squeeze it. Humans are retarded. I rest my case.
LMAO, SnL....those are great.
